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    Default Holy Crap!!! Britian Suffers Humor Failure!!!!

    OH NOOOOSSSS!!!!



    On a serious note, how the hell do we figure this kinda crap out? And who the hell pays someone to figure it out?

    Now, the only reasonable explanation for this is that someone kidnapped The_Watcher, cloned him, and set him(s) free in the streets of the U.K.

    Anyone here from Britian?
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    I'm from Britain.

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    Its true, The_watcher is everywhere over here :/

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    I'm British.













    ...In my wet dreams! Zing!
    ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º° ¨¨°º¤ø„¸ EDWARD CULLEN IS THE KING OF VAMPYRES! HE IS BETTER THAN BILL COMPTON, LESTAT DE LIONCOURT, VLAD THE IMPALER, & DICK CHENEY ¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°� �¤ø„¸

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    Anyone ever noticed how Americans react to people like David Blaine and all those other dudes who do magic? It's like "OMG HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT?????!!!!" and they're all really excited and stuff.

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    Well Deach, are you depressed? Are you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin_Hammer
    Well Deach, are you depressed? Are you?
    Yes. I'm slitting my wrist as I type this.

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    Not laughing at least once per day doesnt mean your depressed. It probably means your sane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deach
    Yes. I'm slitting my wrist as I type this.
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    Interesting news. I thought it was something humorous, guess it's not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin_Hammer
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    No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deach
    Anyone ever noticed how Americans react to people like David Blaine and all those other dudes who do magic? It's like "OMG HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT?????!!!!" and they're all really excited and stuff.
    who the hell is david blaine? and i haven't seen any magic tricks that are actually impressive in a while... except for carnival diablo (i think that's the name)... they do crazy shit, like one time this dude played his own version of russian roulette. he took a construction spike and put a paper bag over it, along with 3 other bags, all the exact same. then they span the bags around (these were on a 2 2x4's by the way, it was rather easy to mix it up) and the guy slammed his into 3 of the bags... his first attempt was successful but the 2nd attempt after that sent him to the hospital... he didn't get VERY seriously injured, but he says he isn't going to it agian

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skinner8
    I'm British.
    ...In my wet dreams! Zing!
    I feel terrible for you. You actually have to be British and dream to get wet.

    Brits just need to get some more sex, guffaws shall follow.

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    I'm not surprised, the weather looks crappy all the time when you see a shot of England on TV, movies and stuff... Plus, Britts have always been known the be stiff (there, I said it) bastards (I said that too!).

    No, just kidding -- about the stiff thing; Norgus is proof enough to slam that theory into the ground and pee on it. The weather's still crap, though...

    And also, with all the euro-pop and techno/trance/dance/rave/electronica/whatever music that floats around Europe and shit, no wonder people can't smile...

    Also, people worry about fashion too much over there...

    Also... No, I better keep this one to myself...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ru
    Also... No, I better keep this one to myself...
    Bummer. No fun

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