This is not the Hang-Out. Look elsewhere.

[Cyberxion]

Im dropping that money in hoping you would save up for a boob job and a face lift.

So you like chicks with dicks then, is that what you're saying?

I asked for the private party so we could get you out of the main room so other dancers could get on and you got it wrong its a club for women on thursday nite check your watch your on fridays, saturdays and sunday's.

Then why'd you have your hands down my pants before we even got back there? I mean, it's kinda funny that in a club that does womens shows on certain nights, you'd only come in on the nights on which the men are dancing.

[polobunny]

With this boob job you'll need a bra.
And since the job cost alot, you can save on the bra, make one yourself!

http://www.spunkyhats.com/boogie_bra.htm

[Dingy]

I'm crazy with this razor with this razor im crazy
with this crazor im razy, razor crazed im crazy!
(ok im unloaded!) GO BEAT JAY Z!
(tell them im the ghostwrite form) ON DRE"S BEAT!
ran in the ladies room naked in a blanket
at the banquet and started to spank it
came in the bank with a tank, fired a blank
at the clerk & handcuffed her ankles at the
safe and thanked her, but i didnt take nothin
every bullet came from the same gun
just from different angles, cuz i was pickin strange places to aim from
(MR: man, i bet u 50 bucks u wont jump out the window shady)
pay me

(Madd Rapper)
psych, no way fucked up in the head
shot my girl and my sister cuz i cought 'um in bed
im a crazy mothafucka might shoot me a fed
or i just might start a fist fight instead
see as far as the dough go
i go loco, see me pumpin gas at your local sanoco
stuck off the hydro mixed with cocoa
jump turn styles, then run from po po

Chorus 2x
Life stinks, we dont give a fuck son, we crazy
Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy
Fuck wild ho's a bust slugs, we crazy
Madd rapper is crazy, slim shady is CRAZY!

(Madd rapper)
yo yo, i wish id been aborted
my pockets got a shortage
everything i wanna floss i cant afford it
im tryin to sell a ? my pops tryin to snort it
my daughter's babysitter is about to be deported
im mad cuz i still stand in line for clubs
mad cuz my rottweiler still shits on the rugs (GOD DAMNIT SPIKE!)
feelin kinda crazy now, i just might flip out
slim shady gave me shroomz and i might trip out, like...
fuck that slim keep that for yourself
you a crazy white dude and u need some help

(Eminem)
I got a beautiful wife, kids and a gorgeous home
what would make jump in the tub with a cordless phone
im straight vicious i hit u with plates & dishes
leave u 8 stitches, what im gay cuz i hate bitches?
slut, dont be nice to me, ive had it with girls
and id still be mad at the world, even if it apoligized to me(sorry)
youre hearin the last thoughts of a man about to blow his fuckin brains out
fall back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse
spread out on a blood stained couch
in front of his kids that he just killed in the same house
im sicker than Boy George picturin Michael Jackson
in a little boys drawer shoppin at toy stores
shady said it shady mean it
i stay demented, ill throw a stroller at u, with a baby in it
go ahead pull the plug, think i wont smack you
i just dropped a fuckin pill mom, dont vaccuum!

ah. quality. But you see, I was original

I'd stop working at that strip club if it weren't for all the money you drop into my G-String. Goddamn, you're a fucking VIP there. Even got your own private booth.

Now I deserve I private booth. For the sheer fact that I have boobies, and not those flabby, fatty male ones, and I will not describe mine. But godemmit! where's my pvt booth.

And FZ, wear protection, its better to be safe than sorry, and spread the word not the poison.
ah. unoriginality.

With this boob job you'll need a bra.
And since the job cost alot, you can save on the bra, make one yourself!

http://www.spunkyhats.com/boogie_bra.htm

And how can I make the undies? And how do you know what size to make it from? I mean it all good to say "I'm a 36 so I would use an M", and what about that little flap that you men use to pee out of? That's not very pretty to have on a bra.
happy times. I am going to make undies then make bras out of them and trade them for condoms today.

Edit: now this is a bra worth making

[Jase]

So you like chicks with dicks then, is that what you're saying?



Then why'd you have your hands down my pants before we even got back there? I mean, it's kinda funny that in a club that does womens shows on certain nights, you'd only come in on the nights on which the men are dancing.

You got a Penis? shit must not be very big anyone got a mirco scope?


Oh im working on Thursday nite your the one gettin the dates wrong i tried to tell the bouncers not to let you in but they feel sorry for you cos well your like a lost puppy and what are you doin wearing pants at a strip club kind of isnt the point is it

[Dingy]

You got a Penis? shit must not be very big anyone got a mirco scope?

I checked yday. Didn't need a microscope Did it with a telescope

o wait. thats not funny. Infact that speaks terribly of me. must stop now.

[Stark]

I have awoken after my 16 hour sleep.

[Jase]

ah. quality. But you see, I was original

But im the best

Now I deserve I private booth. For the sheer fact that I have boobies, and not those flabby, fatty male ones, and I will not describe mine. But godemmit! where's my pvt booth.

Excuse me are you wearing a bra?

[Jase]

I checked yday. Didn't need a microscope Did it with a telescope

o wait. thats not funny. Infact that speaks terribly of me. must stop now.

Dingy and Cyber sitting in a tree

[Dingy]

GOODMORNING THEO!

hope this day is brighter than yday

But im the best

You ever doubted that? And you have to prove your bestness, drink outtie this
ah. another victim of them obtuse 'funny pics' sites.

Excuse me are you wearing a bra?

Better yet. Making one. Out of undies.

Dingy and Cyber sitting in a tree

Dingy and Cyber sitting in a tree
Waiting for MasJ to rescue me

[Stark]

Nope, Still stressed, busy, skint + pissed off. Now until friday I have 5p

[Dingy]

oh well. you could always decelebate yourself

[Stark]

oh well. you could always decelebate yourself

Umm, What?

Anyhow I won't be on today, cos I'm going to spend the day studying (two Tests tomorrow). So yeah, see ya all later.

[Cyberxion]

You got a Penis? shit must not be very big anyone got a mirco scope?

You realize that in saying this, you implied that you were looking. I think that says enough.

You make it too easy.

Oh im working on Thursday nite your the one gettin the dates wrong i tried to tell the bouncers not to let you in but they feel sorry for you cos well your like a lost puppy and what are you doin wearing pants at a strip club kind of isnt the point is it

Work there? Nah man, you got the VIP room queued up with all the guy's working there. Remember last time you came in? You requested that the guys use extra oil on their bodies, cause greasy pecs are the only thing that get's you off.

[Cyberxion]

Dingy, your words wound me. I'm going to kill myself now.

[Dingy]

later Theo. good luck.

I found money in my jean's pocket that I never knew existed. the money, not the pocket. think shall spend it constructively in buying some man undies.