Originally Posted by Sprung
i can see your wrinkles getting all over the watchers lap right now
Cookie Thief
i can see your wrinkles getting all over the watchers lap right now
Skullfucked the ecosystem
Damn. He's short-changing you man. I get the big bills. The fool drops whole paychecks just to see me do my thing. It's sickening, 'cause it's supposed to be a club for women, but when someone comes up with the big bucks, it's hard to turn him away. Though I should note that I turned him down when he requested to make it a "Private Party", the sick bastard.
Jackass Penguin
You too!? That whoreDamn. He's short-changing you man. I get the big bills. The fool drops whole paychecks just to see me do my thing. It's sickening, 'cause it's supposed to be a club for women, but when someone comes up with the big bucks, it's hard to turn him away. Though I should note that I turned him down when he requested to make it a "Private Party", the sick bastard.
Weeknights at 8
Guys, I'm using Goldbond cream for my poison ivy, and it's leaving me with a burning sensation much like my syphillis. :(
Skullfucked the ecosystem
You may have syphillis.
Weeknights at 8
D:
Jackass Penguin
You have my sympathies. I get poison ivy by merely looking at the dammed evil plant. Best thing I have found is Band-Aid Anti-Itch Cream. It is a clear ointment (looks like hair gel) and it works wonders.Guys, I'm using Goldbond cream for my poison ivy, and it's leaving me with a burning sensation much like my syphillis.
When I first moved where I am now, I removed an old chain link fence on the back property line. I literally had poison ivy from head to toe. There are certain places you really *shouldn't* get poison ivy...
Skullfucked the ecosystem
Like the crack of your ass, I'd imagine.
Cookie Thief
How come you were removing that chain totally nude?
Zomg!
Cookie Thief
nah, he had socks on polo
Weeknights at 8
Me too! I get it so bad too. I've found that bleach works too. Yes, rub bleach on Poison Ivy and mosquito bites, and it dulls the itching and kills it dead.You have my sympathies. I get poison ivy by merely looking at the dammed evil plant. Best thing I have found is Band-Aid Anti-Itch Cream. It is a clear ointment (looks like hair gel) and it works wonders.
When I first moved where I am now, I removed an old chain link fence on the back property line. I literally had poison ivy from head to toe. There are certain places you really *shouldn't* get poison ivy...
Jackass Penguin
Sounds odd, but I will keep that in mind. Being in Maintenance, I have also found that putting floor wax on a spot of poison ivy suffocates it...and stops the itching as well.
Weeknights at 8
Heh. I'm going to steal some from the janitors in school tomorrow.
Jackass Penguin
I could handle that...
Not exactly where I was referring to.
Washed up sitcom star
Im dropping that money in hoping you would save up for a boob job and a face lift.I'd stop working at that strip club if it weren't for all the money you drop into my G-String. Goddamn, you're a fucking VIP there. Even got your own private booth.
Oh shit you really work at the club i thought you were the hobo that dances for coins sorry my bad.
I asked for the private party so we could get you out of the main room so other dancers could get on and you got it wrong its a club for women on thursday nite check your watch your on fridays, saturdays and sunday's.Damn. He's short-changing you man. I get the big bills. The fool drops whole paychecks just to see me do my thing. It's sickening, 'cause it's supposed to be a club for women, but when someone comes up with the big bucks, it's hard to turn him away. Though I should note that I turned him down when he requested to make it a "Private Party", the sick bastard.
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