I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed carpet worm in flapjaw space with a tuning fork does a raw blink on hari kari rock. I NEED SCISSORS! 61!
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed carpet worm in flapjaw space with a tuning fork does a raw blink on hari kari rock. I NEED SCISSORS! 61!
Please don't make me start listening to them again.Originally Posted by Dingy
actually, this is where i make most of my posts... if posts here counted, i would probably be up to around 700...Originally Posted by brit
I believe you. I should have somewhere near 8,100. I did a few months of hangout only posting before the VB2 to VB3 conversion..Originally Posted by Panda Man
I'm crazy with this razor with this razor im crazyOriginally Posted by Dingy
with this crazor im razy, razor crazed im crazy!
(ok im unloaded!) GO BEAT JAY Z!
(tell them im the ghostwrite form) ON DRE"S BEAT!
ran in the ladies room naked in a blanket
at the banquet and started to spank it
came in the bank with a tank, fired a blank
at the clerk & handcuffed her ankles at the
safe and thanked her, but i didnt take nothin
every bullet came from the same gun
just from different angles, cuz i was pickin strange places to aim from
(MR: man, i bet u 50 bucks u wont jump out the window shady)
pay me
(Madd Rapper)
psych, no way fucked up in the head
shot my girl and my sister cuz i cought 'um in bed
im a crazy mothafucka might shoot me a fed
or i just might start a fist fight instead
see as far as the dough go
i go loco, see me pumpin gas at your local sanoco
stuck off the hydro mixed with cocoa
jump turn styles, then run from po po
Chorus 2x
Life stinks, we dont give a fuck son, we crazy
Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy
Fuck wild ho's a bust slugs, we crazy
Madd rapper is crazy, slim shady is CRAZY!
(Madd rapper)
yo yo, i wish id been aborted
my pockets got a shortage
everything i wanna floss i cant afford it
im tryin to sell a ? my pops tryin to snort it
my daughter's babysitter is about to be deported
im mad cuz i still stand in line for clubs
mad cuz my rottweiler still shits on the rugs (GOD DAMNIT SPIKE!)
feelin kinda crazy now, i just might flip out
slim shady gave me shroomz and i might trip out, like...
fuck that slim keep that for yourself
you a crazy white dude and u need some help
(Eminem)
I got a beautiful wife, kids and a gorgeous home
what would make jump in the tub with a cordless phone
im straight vicious i hit u with plates & dishes
leave u 8 stitches, what im gay cuz i hate bitches?
slut, dont be nice to me, ive had it with girls
and id still be mad at the world, even if it apoligized to me(sorry)
youre hearin the last thoughts of a man about to blow his fuckin brains out
fall back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse
spread out on a blood stained couch
in front of his kids that he just killed in the same house
im sicker than Boy George picturin Michael Jackson
in a little boys drawer shoppin at toy stores
shady said it shady mean it
i stay demented, ill throw a stroller at u, with a baby in it
go ahead pull the plug, think i wont smack you
i just dropped a fuckin pill mom, dont vaccuum!
im sure you doOriginally Posted by brit
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hey watcher, do you know how old people like sprung and his wife have fun
Who's sayin his ifes old? She could be a dime i mean ive been round her for a year or so somethign has to of rubbed off on himOriginally Posted by Panda Man
and didnt you see his post no so long ago he likes to "Dance" and so does Cybersex which makes me belive they are both working in the same strip club.
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So yes i support both Sprung and Cybersex and all their children.
oh boy!Originally Posted by The Watcher
Heh.Originally Posted by Panda Man
lol, this wouldn't be near as fun if sprung didn't promote the fact that he is old
I'd stop working at that strip club if it weren't for all the money you drop into my G-String. Goddamn, you're a fucking VIP there. Even got your own private booth.Originally Posted by The Watcher
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I am sick of giving him lap dances. Cheap ass pays me in nickles.Originally Posted by Cyberxion