The Banout: LOL BYE CHEEZY

[Panda Man]

and yes dingy, you touched me in "the area" so now all those medical bills you have caused me are going to send me into bankruptcy

[nek_]

Four score and seven years ago... San Dimas High School football rules!

[Paladin_Hammer]

Sir I? Shouldn't this be called the Homo Hangout thread? Weirdos...

You deserve another trophy for this.

[QUOTE=pkt-zer0]This thread has been lacking absolutely spammy posts lately. So there.

SPAM!

I should quote this! Only there is a size limit to sigs...

OMG its so long it wouldn't let me post it!

[Paladin_Hammer]

People are still posting in this thread? I thought it died like... two months ago. And double posting is fine in here, nek_. Pentuple posting in here is fine. 400x posting is fine, if you can pull it off.

If theres a record, I'm going for it!

[Panda Man]

400x posting is allowed?

LETS GO FOR IT PALADIN

[Panda Man]

going for it

[Panda Man]

still trying

[Panda Man]

w00tness squared

[Panda Man]

ok take my last 4 posts and multiply by 100

[Panda Man]

I Win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dingy]

and yes dingy, you touched me in "the area" so now all those medical bills you have caused me are going to send me into bankruptcy

So terribly sorry. I didn't know I was so powerful And thank Satan I've erased all traces of that day from my memory.

[Skinner8]

What becomes a legend most?
I'll let you think about it,
Space Ghost coast-to-coast
While I give thanks today
For all the things I stole
And all the things I gave away.
You make experiment, you try to
Teach a lesson and then take a stand.
A fake handshake don't make no man.

I don't know about a year ago or so
I must have made you up in my head.
What did I base you on?
Was it a Broadway show I saw?
A hot new book I read?
Half-baked you come at me
You know I told you not to call here no more.
The New Best Friend, The Olde Headboard.

Yo no comprendo, mi amour.
Oh no, yo no comprendo.
The New Best Friend, The Olde Headboard.

Where'd you get the dumb idea
For all the secretive platonic dating?
I have experience
In the love and the lives
Of Man and Machine.

Yo no comprendo, mi amour.
Oh no, yo no comprendo.
The New Best Friend, The Olde Headboard.

What becomes a legend most?
The love and the lives of Man and Machine.
Olde Headboard.

The love and the lives of Man and Machine.
Olde Headboard.

[Skinner8]

You study hard and go west
You'll go far, little girl.
Now try hard and be the best
The best in all the world.
You can create a demand
For this your special skill.
You will be healing the ill.
It's surgery, but with no knife.
She'll make a great LeechWife.

You get the suckers to suck
To suck out what is bad.
'Cause this is science not luck.
Luck is not what you've had.
But now you've brought yourself up.
Surprise your Mom and Dad
With this, your special skill.
You will be improving your life.
She'll make a great LeechWife

You don't need no Nu-Age crap.
Good sense is what it makes.
You'll learn it in no time flat.
One leech is all it takes.
It sucks the blood till it's fat.
It's found in ponds and lakes.
The dried up skin then turns black.
You can can be one of the fakes
The quacks and the riff-raff.
She's honing her LeechCraft.

All healed and none killed.
Leech empty, leech filled.
She's honing her LeechCraft skills.
Just think of the folks that she will heal.
She'll make a great LeechWife.

[Skinner8]

You don't own me, no.
I'm not one of your little toys.
You don't own me, no.
You can't keep me from those other boys.

Don't tell me what to do and
Don't tell me what to say.
When I go out with out with you
Don't put me on display.

You don't own me, no.
Don't try to change me in any way.
You don't own me, no.
Don't tie me down 'cause I'd never stay.

I don't tell you what to say.
I don't tell you what to do.
Just let me be myself.
That's all I ask of you.

You don't own me, no.
I'm not one of your little toys.
You don't own me, no.
You can't keep me from those other boys.

Don't tell me what to do and
Don't tell me what to say.
When I go out with out with you
Don't put me on display.

I don't tell you what to say.
I don't tell you what to do.
Just let me be myself.
That's all I ask of you.

I'm wrong.
I love to be free.

I'm wrong. Yeah, I love to be wrong.
I'm free. Yeah, I love to be free.
Free to do whatever I want.
To live my life the way that I please.

[Skinner8]

He has agreed
To take me
To the Ice Hotel from the magazine

What we will need
Is a gleaming key
Made of ice as well
By the finest ice machine.

It's there that no one will stare
At your jaws and your long fur
The claws in your fingers.

It's in the past when the passerby laughed
At your strange way of speaking
Your batteries leaking
Oh no

Oh God no
They don't know
The New Zero.

Uniforms worn
So leisurely.
The reindeer skins
The privacy

How was he born?
He's asking me
Flapping his fins
Very impressively.

It's there that no one will stare
At your jaws and your long fur
The claws in your fingers.

It's in the past when the passerby laughed
At your strange way of speaking
Your batteries leaking
Oh no

Oh God no
They don't know
The New Zero. He has agreed
To take me
To the Ice Hotel.

I really don't care and neither does he
If this hotel melts into the sea
Polished and so rare, this is the way that we see.
The coldness helps, it's our favorite remedy.

It's there that no one will stare
At your jaws and your long fur
The claws in your fingers.

It's in the past when the passerby laughed
At your strange way of speaking
Your batteries leaking, oh no!

Oh God no
They don't know
The New Zero. He has agreed
To take me
To the Ice Hotel.