The Banout: LOL BYE CHEEZY

[nek_]

21. MED VAC EMERGENCY ROOM - UNDERGROUND FORTRESS

Captain Starkiller waits in an outer chamber as General Skywalker rushes into
the Med Vac emergency room where several doctors are working on the prostrate
Whitsun.

GENERAL
What's his condition? Is he conscious?

DOCTOR
Partially. He's be all right - a few bruises, primary exhaustion....

Whitsun thrashes around in a semi-conscious state. He sees the general.

GENERAL
What happened, boy? What's going on?

WHITSUN (with difficulty)
The Imperial Starforce is already on its way, not far behind me... They're
going to attack.

GENERAL
Are you sure?

WHITSUN
I have tapes...A giant space fortress....

He struggles to give General Skywalker his ring.

GENERAL
As big as our Third Moon?

WHITSUN
Bigger. It's unlike anything I've ever seen. Sophisticated deflection
systems.... work in opposition to the suns.

GENERAL
They will show up on our screens at sunrise. They'll attack before that.

The general rushes into the outer chamber where Captain Starkiller is waiting
for him.

GENERAL
Take the fastest landspeeder to Chathos. Pick up Princess Leia... and only
Princess Leia. Return by way of the Great Reef. Most speed.

Starkiller exits and the general goes to an intercom and pushes several
buttons.

GENERAL
Montross.

MONTROSS
Sir!

GENERAL
Full alert....everything! Get the Royal Family back here.

MONTROSS
The princess is at Chathos. There are no transports....

GENERAL
I've already sent Captain Starkiller for her! Contact the king, first
priority. He's probably still en route to Amsel. Use the scan com. I'm on
my way.

[nek_]

22. WAR ROOM - UNDERGROUND FORTRESS - AQUILAE

The war room is on full alert. Everyone is at attention, waiting for the
command that will put them into action. The general enters a communication
center, followed by many aides. Captain Montross and the com aide salute.

MONTROSS
We're having a problem getting through, Sir. There is a great deal of
interference.

PRUE
It could be jamming.

GENERAL
Try a surface link through Amsel.

The aides go back to the com-link system to try to get a line through to the
king.

PRUE
We should be able to spot them at sunrise....That's not too far off.

GENERAL
They'll attack with sunrise. Until the king gives us that code to start the
war computers, we'll just have to sit tight.

PRUE
All units are on alert, Sir.

GENERAL (to Montross)
Have you made contact yet? (to himself) This is one hell of a way to run a
war.

PRUE
Sir?

[Elmdor]

St. Elmdor has boobs. Look at him.

<- can finally stop posting.

[nek_]

23. COURTYARD - ACADEMY OF CHATHOS - AQUILAE

A landspeeder roars into a courtyard of the Academy at Chathos. Starkiller
jumps out, and runs up to the large, heavy doors of the academy. They are
locked. He bangs madly on the carved metallic door, until finally an old
woman manages to swing it open. Starkiller rushes past her into the main
courtyard where Princess Leia and her hand-maiden, Mina, struggle with two
large cases. They are followed by two very old matrons, dragging several more
cases.

STARKILLER
Forget the cases - we've no time.

LEIA
These are my things. They must...

STARKILLER
I said forget them, and hurry...

LEIA
Just who do you think you are?

Starkiller grabs the princess by the arm, and hauls her to the speeder. Mina
and the old women run after them.

LEIA
I will not be treated like this! You bring my things.... My father will have
your head... (etc.)

Leia struggles to break away from the young warrior's grasp as he opens the
door of the speeder.

STARKILLER
Settle down!

When the door to the speeder is opened, Mina starts in, and Starkiller stops
her.

STARKILLER
You must stay. Here, take the Crest.

Starkiller rips the royal crest from the princess' neck, and hands it to the
startled handmaiden. The old women gasp in horror. The princess starts
hitting Starkiller with little result.

PRINCESS
Mina's not staying...I'm not leaving her. You can't....

Starkiller punches her square on the jaw and knocks her cold. Mina is panic
stricken, one of the old women faints, and another starts for Starkiller with
a large staff.

STARKILLER
She'll be all right. I'm taking her to safety...as ordered. You will wear
the crest and continue as before.

The authority of Starkiller's voice stops the old lady. He places the
princess into the speeder, and maneuvers it out of the courtyard. Mina puts
on the crest as the speeder races away from the academy.

[nek_]

I'm going to take a little break so I can cook something that resembles breakfast. Feel free to chat it up while I'm not spamming. 58 posts now, If my math does not fail me.


Edit: How's the movie so far?

[Elmdor]

<- chatter.

- LOLZ is that a new set of socks you are wearing today Doctor Enocsson?

- No they're just really dirty hahahaha.

- You're a sick person.

- I sure hope so ahahahaha.

- Wanna cyber?

- sure! Go Pikachu! Lighting Bolt! *34 Hp damage* You're dead, hahaha.

- Oh, NOES! I've been OWNED!!!!!!1

[nek_]

I've decided that I don't like that movie any more. So, when I feel like spamming more, it will be something totally different.

[Skinner8]

Pfft. brit messed up my huge image post. That was so awesome.

[Dingy]

I've decided that I don't like that movie any more. So, when I feel like spamming more, it will be something totally different.

O but why? It was just getting good.

[Panda Man]

damn this again?

[brit]

Pfft. brit messed up my huge image post. That was so awesome.

Die, Skinner. That damn image killed my browser so bad I almost had to restart the computer. As soon as it loaded enough for me to edit your post, I wasted no time to do so.

[brit]

Oh and Nek_, keep at it. You're doing nicely. No one can spam like you do.

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