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    hahaha, yeah *takes sprung out of the killing thread before panda man starts trying to kill him* no one dare to touch Sprung , eventhough i think no one will dare since everyone loves you here ,but i dont know if panda man is like the rest ,hes a psycho you know
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    Favorite killing:
    Short but sweet

    I take off valholy nails, sand where the nails were. Dip his fingers/toes into lemon juice.
    Do that a few times until he has no more fingers/toes, then sand his whole skin, dip him in mercury.

    Brrr, lovely.

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    hahaha, as i expected from you,a cool kill ... but im more like brutal killing *gets up without skin and all that sand in his parts* haha you thought you could kill me just like that? *grabs a big hook and gets it across polos chest,then hangs him in the wall* haha sweet
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    And you think a bunny is this easy to kill?
    Plus, you misread. I'm sanding your parts, not puting sand in them. That gotta be painfull ya know.

    *polobunny eats the hook end, fall on the floor and crack open Valholy skull with his small teeths. Take Valholy cortex into his paws, and start making a Tina Turner portrait on the wall, using only different shades of red that came from that same great part of Val's brain.*

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    Polobunny... you are going down...
    *Paladin Hammer kills Polobunny with his 2 ton hammer.

    I ran out of bombs
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    this getting old..... and i might kill sprung, no matter how much i love him....

    i have a head ache now, sry if this is a lame kill. can't really think.

    paladin's hammer is really a rubber mallet the after hitting polo bounces off and smashes paladin's face in... then, because he can't see now, he walks into a vat of sulferic acid that appears out of nowhere

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    wow. that was lame lol my turn! *tips off MARINE or whoever it is that is after pandaman of his location then gets pandaman drunk and leaves him to his captores* hahah..ahahahahha. they finally caught that damn bootleg pandaman! *watches as pandaman is skinned alive*

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    Too... cute!... cannot---kill....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin_Hammer
    Too... cute!... cannot---kill....
    *Vivi Gives Paladin a nice hard Skinner8 Bitch slap*

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    *runs up to dserge, removes his Tom Petty Heartbreakers sig and replaces it with Britney Spears 4 Life sig with britney looking like a bare footed redneck and runs away quickly before hordes of EP members track down dserge and stab him*

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    *Hugs snow puff then kills Dserge. To damn cute!!!!!!!
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    (blows up earth laughing like a maniac before realising he has no chance for escape)
    Oh nuts, now we need a new battleground.......

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    *beats nathan to death with the allmighty noob-beating-stick 3000*


    whhhhhyyyy did you revive this thread? i mean its evil n stuff but its ooolllldddd
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    *beats evil panda guy to death with the allmighty noob-beating-stick 15k*
    im new and this looked very interesting
    *frys evil panda guys HD*
    hehehe..... the ultimate killing

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    Quote Originally Posted by EVIL Panda Man
    whhhhhyyyy did you revive this thread? i mean its evil n stuff but its ooolllldddd

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