You kill me/I kill you/He kills me/I kill him/and so on

[Valholy]

but why ......... *finds cure for cancer* .... * gives it to paladin hammer* im such a nice guy ....... o wait i made a mistake that is poison... *paladin hammer injects himself with it and dies* noooooooooooooo o well ill have to revive him..... someday

[Paladin_Hammer]

That injection I just took... ummm... you do realize that it had 90% caffinee free pepsi in it, and 10%... wow, minor beaver sedative. *Thows bomb* *KABOOM!*

Haaa crap, that was Sprungs house. But I MUST be getting closer!

[Valholy]

hahaha , you psycho ..... *runs and hides* youre scary

[Panda Man]

finds where val was hiding, and eats him whole..... taste's like bamboo

[Valholy]

*from inside panda mans stomach* heyy...... someones there?...who turned the lights off? damn

[Paladin_Hammer]

finds where val was hiding, and eats him whole..... taste's like bamboo

Awww dang it all!!!! I just found his house! I think... *Reads address* Nope, this was, oh crap, Panda Man's house. *Runs*

[Valholy]

*Valholy starts to get bored* damn,panda mans belly is very boring *starts chewing panda mans organs because hes bored* munch munch....

[Gare]

*gets a katana and rushes at panda man, slices his stomach and frees Valholy, just to slay him too*

[Valholy]

*Valholy draws his light saber out* bring it on Garejei ,*starts fighting then cuts garejeis katana in a half with the light saber* come here dont run ...... i was just playing *gets back to where panda mans body is and starts chewing him again

[Paladin_Hammer]

Screw it (Paladin starts chucking bombs, with no apparent target) I'll find it eventually...

*Paladin_Hammer accidentally blows up Garejel.

[Panda Man]

*panda man transforms into super panda* chew me will ya.

pulls out a hammer and nail claw and begins drilling the claw in the bakc of val's neck, then uses the claw to break the bones in his neck. while val is screaming like a bitch, the biggest bitch in the world that is, i take a sledgehammer and bust his balls with it, then i proceed to smash his skull

[Valholy]

*panda man transforms into super panda* chew me will ya.

pulls out a hammer and nail claw and begins drilling the claw in the bakc of val's neck, then uses the claw to break the bones in his neck. while val is screaming like a bitch, the biggest bitch in the world that is, i take a sledgehammer and bust his balls with it, then i proceed to smash his skull

haha... biggest bitch,me? i could be the biggest one in the world but damn... you already won that title among with your bitch army , *undrills claw from his body* take this biatch * starts drilling it in panda mans eye come on scream ...SCREAMM.........
damn hes already dead , you should have noticed that i had a steel armor in my balls , grabs a knife and cuts panda mans balls then throws em through the toilet, mwahahaha *panda mans bitch army starts running and screaming*

[Panda Man]

i don't have an army, that's your army bitch. i was just kicking its ass for fun and i am also E.T., the extra testicle, you just cut off my extra one, now im normal again. POWER TOOL TIME... *pulls out a skill saw and saws off val's toes and then works his way to his feet, then legs... then puts val on the drill press and drills hundreds of tiny holes in his face. next i use a radial arm saw to saw val in half... with val's last breath used to scream like a bitch, i send him through a table saw and slice him into little pieces*

i almost used up the good tools in the woodshop in one round hehe

[Valholy]

nah,im sure they are youre army,they scream just like you do,like the biggest bitch that has ever existed <b>*reunites his thorn apart body parts*</b> time to end this bitch , <b>*grabs a big spike and inserts it thorugh panda mans ear,getting through his brain*</b> do you like it,im sure you do <b>*gets little needles and inserts them in panda mans eyes* come on bitch scream *cuts panda mans remaining testicles (all of them) and throws them into a meat grinder,then makes panda man eat his own testicles *</b> shut up bitch,youve been screaming to much lately ...... i said <b>SHUT UP</b> <b><i>*grabs a machete and cuts panda mans extremities,then hides em all over the world *</i></b> hahaha, youll not be able to get all your parts reunited after this,im the only one that know where they are , what? youre still alive? damn youre a hard to kill bitch <b>*grabs a big hammer and smashes panda mans head,splattering brain parts all over the place*</b>, now lets find a use for your torso <b>*throws the torso to the meat grinder *</b> fresh dog food , <b>*throws it to the dogs *</b> finished and it doesnt matter how many times you kill me <i>ill always come back</i> also it doesnt matter if i scream like a little bitch in your kills because ...... <i>you scream better than any bitch in the world,just as the real biggest bitch that has ever existed in the world ,yep you </i>

[Sprung]

Note to self: Never piss off Val