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    Ahh, you don't have to wait... I'm sending you to heaven right away... *stabs him in the back*

    Ooookay, let's wait for pkt-zer0 now... my ass should really be kicked...

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    woohooo,im in heaven, thanks garejei , sorry pkt,youll have to take your revenge on garjei for killing me
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    Would someone please kill me virtually? I could trade a kill for the one that does. I mean, I'm going to sleep now and it would be much deeper sleep if I were dead
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    But..but,youre such i nice guy,i cant kill you , anyway im enjoying my stay in heaven right now
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    argh, well I'm on my way to see movie 'Vares' then. Good night. *suicides*
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    good night sleep well
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    this thread was dead, what happened?

    valholy, seeing as how you scream like a little bitch im a treat you like on *rapes valholy until his ass is so sore and bloody, he commits suicide out of low morale*

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    You didnt notice that i wasnt the one you were raping,so then you realized that the one that you were raping was someone of your family,*Val calls the police,then they get panda man in jail where lots of raping psychos are* then i watch from a window how panda man screams like the bitch he is while hes been raped by all the psychos in the jail ,mwahahahaha ,now youll be the bitch of the jail for an eternity btw your parent was the one who commited suicide from low morale,you made incest pervert
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    naw, my mom isn't an ugly little bastard, it was definatly you.

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    nope,it couldnt be me,because if you would try to rape me then youll sure be dead by now ,no one can rape me im to strong ,gets a dildo from panda mans mother room and kills panda man with pleasure in panda mans ass
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    eh, were getting a little perveted aren't we?

    pours hot molten steel into valholy's ears and lets him run around screaming like a little bitch, then pours the rest of the steel in his eyes and lets him run off mt rushmore

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    Hehehe,you cant do that,youre in jail remember ,and i dont scream like a bitch neither like a little one ,but you do ......... ,btw the jail is an antiscape one so you cant escape

    edit-o yeah were getting a little perverted here so lets leave those kind of things apart ok?
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    *Buys a bomb* Lets see what happens... WHEN I BLOW UP VALHOLY'S HOUSE! (Throws bomb) :\ what still here? Oh shit, wrong address.
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    Why, you little... you blew up MY house!

    I become a mutant, flesh-eating monster due to the nuclear explosion and stuff you caused, and I spit a disgusting, acidic... umm... thing on you. Die.

    Even if you survive, you'll die of cancer in 1-3 years because of the wound I caused. Yeaaah.

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    Well that means I have two-trhee years to find Valholy's house... beware
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