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    I quickly get a job at McDonalds and shoot you in the head when you try to take your reward

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chibi Death
    Lol nice kill Panda -butchers Panda man and sells the meat to mc-donalds for a reward-
    lol thnx... i think.

    garejei: as soon as you take your job i come and order a quater pounder cooked at 20k degrees fahrenheit (did i spell that right?)... because it is you job to make me happy, you are forced to go and cook this burger at the sun, in which case you become nothing more than

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    I was a devil worker at mcdonalds now,so i got tired of panda man,and pushed him into the frier ,*starts eating panda burguers* munch..munch
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    as im thrown into the frier, i splash hot grease into val's eyes... while he is screaming like a little bitch in pain, i grab some burger buns and shove it down his throat and force him to sufficate.

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    you have some frustation with suficating......* starts thinking and realizes that panda mans fear is sufication*,mwahahaha,little bitch?lets see who screams like a little bitch ,gets a bat and slides it down panda mans throat,hahahaha suffer i like to hear you screaming..... damn i cant hear him i think that bat wont let him scream,grabs panda man and gets him to hell where hes going to suffer for an eternity and scream like a little bitch .
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    no, its just easy to kill ppl by shoving shit down there throats. and you screamed like a little bitch first

    takes a crowbar and beats valholy until he bleeds, then i takes a panzerschrek and blows val away.
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    yea maybe i screamed first,but now youll scream for an eternity like a bitch , keeps looking how panda man suffers mwahahahaha,btw im already dead
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    i was too, bitch. and i thought we kill each other as many times as we wanted

    purs hot lead down val's throat, and after he screams and tries to run like a little bitch, the lead hardens and his organs are destroyed with exception of a few vital organs... while he is still in a disabled stated, i pour crude oil all over him and pump some up his, then light a match and blow him away
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    Hey you cant do that,bitch you are tied with chains as you suffer for an eternity,youre in hell you know ,continues to continue looking how panda man suffers and screams like a little bitch
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    i broke out, hell decided i was too much of a pain, bitch....

    *continues to watch val burn and scream like the little bitch he is*

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    From what I can tell, if someone threatens to kill another they kill him back... well.. anyone so muhc as touches anyone else and I'll kill you all. Satisfied?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin_Hammer
    From what I can tell, if someone threatens to kill another they kill him back... well.. anyone so muhc as touches anyone else and I'll kill you all. Satisfied?
    And if you kill somebody ill kill you, *kills panda man again* you bitch (here we go again )
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    This is unfair. The guy i'm supposed to kill is already dead... Oh well I don't mind leftovers *bashes val's corpse's head in with a brick*

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    *Valholy cries* I thought we were friends fultz ,*fults aproches with a sad face*,im sorry Val ill never do it again,*Valholy gets a spiked mace, ok...... now have this *hits fultz with the mace splatering blood and body parts, i forgive you just dont do it again friend ,
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    I hate all you fuckers. Grabs a blow torch and burns Valholy, and fults to ashes.

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