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    Quote Originally Posted by Solidus Joe
    fuck that, let's just start killing those pesky guests that overload the server dammit!

    Actually, right now we are winning: 65 (34 members and 31 guests)

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    gogogogogo emuparadise
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    I have a solution for the problem, forced membership, I know these boards are capable of it, no viewing unless membership is attained

    anyways.

    I kill Valholy for having such an attractive bear.
    So I make games now sort of. Check the out the one I have in the IGF this year, its totally free: www.mackvswindows.com

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    *Pushes Joe off of a building and then jumps down and lands on his face with my 12 inch boot*

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    damn,i got killed again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soldier
    *Pushes Joe off of a building and then jumps down and lands on his face with my 12 inch boot*
    hmm... am I too assume this building was a large building?

    *Soldiers shoe, having now landed on my face, has been infected with a deadly form of foot fungus which has now reached solider's foot and just ate away his internal organs.*
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    *Cuts his own head off, and puts it in a glass jar with life saving technology in it. Then he makes siome legs and arms, and becomes a Super-Soldier*

    How did I make all this stuff with no arms . You'll never know

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    *runs up to super soldier and slides in a super mega ultra super duper CD filled with bad bad viruses and windows 98* mwuiahahahahahhaha! i'll just stand back and watch your system fail from the viruses and be permanently weakened by windows 98

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    gets behind supersoldier so m79 can push him,m79 push supersoldier and he falls in solidus joe splatering human parts everywhere,mwahahahaha
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    ewwwww *wipes joe's blood off me* now i gotta go back to hell and take a shower!

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    *Detonates himself and blows up valholy and m79 in the process, along with everyone at EP*

    Take that fuckers

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    shit,back to hell ill need a new suit also,poor soldier he died
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    *Goes off to robot hell and chants "Ill be back"*
    Last edited by Ryan; 1st-March-2005 at 17:53.

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    hehe. i was already on my way to hell for a quick shower so your blast did nothin to me. *from hell i cross big mountains and cross dangerous lava seas and drops virual bombs into robot hell* take that you bootleg terminator! *runs off back to regular hell before i get noticed*

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    that didnt stroke you,but what about me,i dont have a half of my body ,ill need to regenerate
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