You kill me/I kill you/He kills me/I kill him/and so on

[GODJonez]

*commercials end*

As the alarm sounds is screaming through every wall and brain cell, GODJonez and Soldier run out of the building as fast as they can. But when they reach the yard, there is MasJ waiting for them. He has been offline from the forums so much that the virus didn't affect him.

After a moment of scary thoughts on how MasJ would punish us he just begins to laugh. "WTF?" Soldier asks. "It was just a set up, a trap", MasJ replied, "it was a fake server!"

For the last kill of this sad series, GODJonez does a suicide to ease the pain of being so ridiculous on falling for a 'fake server' trap. After I'm dead, it is revealed that it was the right server after all. It just had anti-virus program running...

*THE END*

[Valholy]

lol oh you bastard! ouch..oh...OWWW! *swims out of it quickly and shakes the lava off* you're so gonna get it!!!!! *breaks out my hellish cd player, ties val down and forces him to listen to every britney spears album while watchig reruns of the facts of life* mwuahahahhhhaahhahahaaaaa!

noooooooooooooooo, everything you want but not this...... pulls headphones cord and starts strangling m79, as the music pass valholy continues to strangle harder,nooooooooooooooooo my head aaaaaaaaaaahhh,falls down from a shock..... m79 runs to find more of his hellish albums,i awake from the shock and find a red button with a label saying,do not press unless you want to see godjonez revive and then die again,mmmm valholy starts thinking.... pressed button,hahaha. he�ll be in hell soon he wanted to kill everyone, such a bad guy

[Mikey_]

yeah, bad guy.... *gets my breath again and squishes u with a big hot ass rock from hell and covers u in raw beef* hahahhahahaa lets see u get ur way outta this one! *whistles for the hell hounds 2 come feast on val as he runs for his afterlife*

[Valholy]

fuck,stupid dogs aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah,valholy jumps from a cliff and lands in safe territory while the dogs fall down into a cauldron with hot lava,yea just the way i like it,starts eating hell hounds, munch munch..... m79 arrives,come friend do you want some? come sit by the fire,m79 gives a look of confusion.. sits down and starts eating some hell hound,m79 starts to look like somethings stuck in his throat, m79 dont you know you have to eat your food slowly?

[Ryan]

*Shoots Himself*

[Mikey_]

umm....*gets nautious* i can't believe....you're eating that.... *barfs into the lava and it sets off a small explosion and me and val catch fire yet again and i run around and stop drop and roll on the ground* EEEEEPP!!!!

[Valholy]

hey friend,we need someone else to kill...we cant keep killing between us, goes to malebolgia or whatever it is said and gets his spawn suit....sweet , goes to the surface and starts doing a killfrenzy waiting for a ep hero member to stop him,hey m79 this is fun why dont you try it?

[Mikey_]

why i think i will *looks around for another spawn suit but all i could find was some stupid left over conker's suit that val left behind so i slap that on and go meet up with val on the surface* ahh. i feel like a real heel! *kicks a dog and steals candy from a kid* me and val dare any of you cheesy EP hero's to come face us!

[Valholy]

bwahahaha slaps an old woman in the head,hahahaha (old woman kicks me in the balls ,ouch ) then she starts chasing me and m79 ruuuuuuuuuuunn, wait why im running from an oldie like that ,turns around shit now thats why i was running,ran over valholy with her old car ,da..mn in a sudden i saw dingy walking in the street hehehe,goes over there and slaps her in the head bwahahaha i never learn the lesson

[Mikey_]

lmao oh man. we're bad. we are l33t. let's go rob a 711 for some of those slushy things .

[Valholy]

yeah slushy things, by the way there seems that all the emuparadise members already died in the course of this thread so guess who won.... yea we won we were the only ones who stayed alive or maybe were the only ones looking to this thread,in anycase we CONKERED the world and brought chaos robing childs candy,slapping old women,and we got slushy things,bwahahahao and kicking dogs yeah...were bad

[Mikey_]

*starts crying cuz we have no one else to kill*

[Valholy]

then will have to wait till new emuparadise members register,then we�ll be able to kill again. bwahahaha....HAHAHAHAHA COF...COF.... ahem

[Solidus Joe]

then will have to wait till new emuparadise members register,then we�ll be able to kill again. bwahahaha....HAHAHAHAHA COF...COF.... ahem

fuck that, let's just start killing those pesky guests that overload the server dammit!

[Valholy]

yeah thats a better choice,die stupid spider,guests whatever