You kill me/I kill you/He kills me/I kill him/and so on

[GODJonez]

*calls to George W. Bush and tells him that there is a terrorist on Emuparadise forums*

You know what will happen next.

[Ryan]

Fuck Bush.

*Grabs a sniper rifle, aims between his eyes, and pulls the trigger*

Oooo, down goes bush

[GODJonez]

Bush is an organic plant. You should burn it

*takes a flamethrower from back pocket*

[Ryan]

Hehe, then we can do this.

*Gets a leaf blower from the shed, and turns it on*

Ashes and body parts everywhere.

[GODJonez]

Co-operative killing mission

What else there is in my back pocket?

*searches*

wow, a hand grenade! Maybe I can do some serious injury if I throw this into a crowded room?

[Ryan]

*Puts Crusher, Cyberxion, MasJ, Clive, Valholy, Deach, Slim, Skinner8, and CCDart into a small room*

Let it fly My. Jonez...Hehe.

*Runs Away*

[GODJonez]

Well, who was left? At least Sprung should still be alive Super Moderator (haven't checked others' status. )And there are some living moderators too.

To be continued...



On next episode of <i>GOD and Soldier</i>, there is a mass murder sequence. Stay tuned.

[Valholy]

*Sneaks behind valholy and runs a knife through his back, then grabs a gun and shoots him in the head*

if you didnt notice i was a ghost so i couldnt be killed,then i took control over your body and went into a high building then i threw myself with your body into a fence,avenging m79 �s 32617946139th death,then i went out of his body and returned to my rest in peace place

[Mikey_]

*is happy that val has avenged my death and i as a ghost posess soldier and walks up to val to give him a handshake only to pop out my magnum and shoot* 'click, click, click' damn its empty!!!!! *thinks of a way to kill off val while he stands there looking at me* oh..... *pistol whips val 100 times with a magnum and half his face gets blown off by accident* hehe i guess there was 1 bullet left *leaps outta soldier's body and back to the heavens where i'm safe

[Valholy]

i cant die by that,im a ghost,and you cant go to heaven after all the people you have tried to kill and all the poeple you have killed you should be with me in the place where you belong....... in hell.

in hell we can try to kill bewteen us all the time and all the times we want because were not going to die,its going to hurt hand appears from a cloud where m79 was standing and grabs his leg pulling him down to hell,bwahahahaha..... time to get even,gets m79 wrapped with chains and valholy gets a mace hitting m79 .... i got tired lets begin with some guns,gets bazooka....hey wait thats no t a gun... who cares? blows m79 hahaaha

[Mikey_]

ur right..... *falls from heaven and into hell* ow my ass! *rubs my bum* i blame this conkers wannabe for this! *breaks off a stick from....somewhere thats on fire and sets val on fire and runs away*

[GODJonez]

Welcome to the next episode!

Tonight it seems that there is an airship flying over India. It targets to the very server of Emuparadise forums. Two black persons jump off with parachutes and infiltrate the building where the server is.

There are some guards securing the server. Using sleeping gas the couple manages to doze them unconscious. While they can't do nothing, I take my specially sharpened military knife and slap their throats open. The blood leaves some stains, but there is no time to clean it up.

*commercials break*

[Valholy]

ur right..... *falls from heaven and into hell* ow my ass! *rubs my bum* i blame this conkers wannabe for this! *breaks off a stick from....somewhere thats on fire and sets val on fire and runs away*

Valholy runs while in flames screaming... aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh that hurts, pushed m79 into the lava,hahaha now thats what i call a serious burn

[GODJonez]

*commercials end*

Now they are inside. Codename <i>Soldier</i> starts installing a virus on forums main computer.

Now the virus spreads all over the forums and kills everybody violating forum rules. Brutal virtual kill then results to shock on the user itself leading to death after ventricle misfunction. True mass murder.

The alarms start buzzing... *commercials break*

[Mikey_]

Valholy runs while in flames screaming... aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh that hurts, pushed m79 into the lava,hahaha now thats what i call a serious burn

lol oh you bastard! ouch..oh...OWWW! *swims out of it quickly and shakes the lava off* you're so gonna get it!!!!! *breaks out my hellish cd player, ties val down and forces him to listen to every britney spears album while watchig reruns of the facts of life* mwuahahahhhhaahhahahaaaaa!