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    <b>sick</b>
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    Quote Originally Posted by Legend
    Are you dumb, This happend in the UK so at times like this you should be proud to me an american where people dont cut there packages off over sports.
    They'd rather just shoot them off with shotguns.

    Oh. Don't call me dumb.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CCDART
    God Bless the USA? Do you remember John Bobbit's girlfriend? Look it up on a search engine, She chopped the wang off, not the testes, and this guy walked to show people, his girlfriend threw it 50 feet in the bushes..

    Hmm, Interesting point to bring up... Shall we choose to live in the UK and chop our handy sacks off over a stupid sport half of use would never watch,
    or live in america where our wifes would chop of our tallywackers when we come home drunk?

    Cant decide.. lets go to switzerland where people find peni in their bottles of ketchup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deach
    They'd rather just shoot them off with shotguns.

    Oh. Don't call me dumb.
    Then where the hell have I been?

    This is actually pretty comical. Schutzy's post is the only one that matters now, though. At least he'll never reproduce.

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    Not the first time someone's cut off their own manhood.

    I'm glad I never took any sport seriously.

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    reminds me of the book The Walter Syndrome.


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    I have heard of people cutting off their balls before but it suprises me everytime i hear about it.
    "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." -Frank Sinatra

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    Yeah you just know he was completely wasted at the time. (BTW it ain't a hoax I saw it in a newspaper a couple of weeks ago as well)

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    thats disgusting. very, very painful sounding. just imagining doing something like that would make me pass out lol

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    I think now would be a good time to mention that wales and England are not the same place.. just disturbingly close by.

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    I do have welsh blood in me, oh how I remember the story of when a nun came to my granddads home.

    "fucking Penguin"

    Followed by him chasing said nun out.

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    wow thats just great. that must have been unbelievable pain. does anyone else know about that guy who's dick was cut off by his wife and he ended up being a porn star?

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    hmm, allow me to be the first to bring this point up, which you have all seemed to miss.

    The guy was slightly mentally challenged.
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    Quote Originally Posted by falados
    The guy was slightly mentally challenged.
    Nah, seriously, people in the UK cut their winkles off all the time, didnt you know?

    Its almost like cups of tea and the Queen, except not quite as well known.

    Tsk.
    Touch my twat.

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    My god, that's just horribl... ly hillarious! Wow, that guy must have been some kind of idiot. Well, look on the bright side, at least he kept his word, he made the bet and lost.
    Bwahahaha!

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