The person above you....

[GODJonez]

Lives in a country that is missing from the map in my avatar.

[Huey Kruthas]

Has played Unreal Tournament for 5 hours this week.

[GODJonez]

Is wrong about the time I have played UT this week. It is way over 10 hours.
The miniprofile updates slow and Xfire doesn't always recognize me playing when I am the host.

[Huey Kruthas]

Has a lying mini profile

[Skinner8]

Is a whitey. True story.

[Stark]

Takes good photos

[Sprung]

Is waaaay too patient with spammers.

[Dingy]

is a badly-behaved senior citizen who's too crazy to be let loose on the road, for the safety of animals and other beings

[Skinner8]

Has breasts and a vagina.

[Dingy]

Should instantly shoot himself for crimes against Dingy

[Skinner8]

Has breasts and a vagina.

[Dingy]

Has no dick or balls, thus is jealous of me

[Elmdor]

Has breasts and a vagina. Or so I've heard anyway...

[Skinner8]

Wins. So much.

[Dingy]

Has nurturing maternal instincts