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    as i die my spirit escapes, and as it is hungry for revenge, it flies in the empty holes where your eyes used to be and flies down his body to his penis (im assuming u r a guy) which then swells up and explodes and covers the street with puss, blood and sperm. Shame im dead tho.

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    AH!!! HOW DO I KILL A SPIRIT??

    edit: my puss, blood, and sperm splatter all over ur spirit and it dies from disgustiness.

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    I call Ghostbusters and your spirit ass is toast.


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    ahh, but i was reincarnated as a ferret which wraps around your throat and cause your eyes to explode. HAHAHA!!! I AM INVINCIBLE

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    The real bunny comes and then you die, no matter what.
    Ah, pwned.
    Oh, I used my usual Kusari-gama to smash your head.

    Edit->Heh i'm good, I can drag old posts up too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by polobunny
    The real bunny comes and then you die, no matter what.
    Ah, pwned.
    Oh, I used my usual Kusari-gama to smash your head.

    Edit->Heh i'm good, I can drag old posts up too!
    Aren't you the one complaining about old thread revivers?

    ROFL

    EDIT: PWND by your edit!

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    Ah, I knew someone would bring this up one day.

    Yeah, I do complain about dragging up old posts, but is there even any rule in the hangout?

    Besides, I randomly search words everyday in the search engine. Today it was bunny, i found some posts offensive via bunnies here so I had to say something.
    ROFL

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    I shoot myself in the foot. This happnes all to often.


    Feeling lucky? Punk!

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    I commit seppuku, but really need someone to chop my head off. Anyone?

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    I just released a new biological virus that kills every living organism on this doomed planet, farewell.
    Have you seen me before?

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    Luckily i was on a trip to mars and I am still alive, lol. So, since no one is left alive on Earth, turn the oceans water to oil and burn it. Then I attempt to swim in it, but i die.

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    but flying in my super suit i pick you up, then drop you into a lava pit. yay!


    get on your bikes and ride!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orochifunk
    I commit seppuku, but really need someone to chop my head off. Anyone?
    Been there, done that. Nice and clean. (Sorry, I left my swords at home, so I actually had to saw it off with a bamboo stick.)

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    U have that virus!

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