Is named Chaos. Has a relatively cool avatar too. Everytime it blinks, I start to feel strange inside. Not really, but still. More people should have animating avatars. That's probably a bad idea, but what the hell.
Is only 12 years old, still has to go to school for another 6 years, has a small cock, doesn't have any money, can't grow a beard, and masturbates profusely while either being too scared to admit he does it, or being that jackass that's proud and thinks it impresses other people when he speaks openly about it...