Quote Originally Posted by Skinner8
All Emuparadisians in Enfield are required - as in, I'll ban you if you don't, and permanently - to give Clive a kiss on the mouth and pat on the bum from me tomorrow, then. Excellent.
Kinky - but unnervingly nice. I can see it now...the fevered scrawlings to agony aunts (Dear Deirdre being the current favourite, I like her I do) questioning ones sexuality, the pained, sleepless nights, the feeling of emptiness at the shocking realisation that I am not a true man...all because Skinner wrote the word bum in his post. What a hero.

Dinoman, I'll probably only be down for about 4 hours, but if you see someone with spikey brown hair wearing a mod parka coat with a GB badge on the side then dont hesitate to say hello. And at least if youve mistaken me for someone else it will be highly amusing/embarrassing for both parties involved, which is undoubtedly a good thing.