Brown Eyes...

[crusher]

What, no �...?

No it's the same thing dammit!

[Roux!]

I know something good will come out of this thread... Brown Eyes are teh 1337!! Someone make a poll...

I might change my name to �rgasm soon...

[crusher]

I know something good will come out of this thread... Brown Eyes are teh 1337!! Someone make a poll...

I might change my name to �rgasm soon...

Do you so. I'm leaving for bed. I'm gonna dream about a cute girl with the bluest eyes who actually will make me orgasm... err, yeah. Bye!!

[Roux!]

Whatever floats your boat, man... But if she doesn't have slightly crooked eyes, then she's not worth it, I say...!!

Sweet dreams... :O!

[Xaenn]

I should've turned away from this thread after the first post...

[Roux!]

Methinks it's the power of Brown Eyes... She's so fine...

BTW, you're at 1,999 posts!! Make the next one a good one...

[Schutzstaffel]

One night I lay in peace, dreaming the way I always do..
Nothing to sickly to think of from such a dream, for the INTERNET does not influence me in that way.. however, I was not expecting something to strange to tread into my sleeping mind.
Phallic objects.
Oh how splendid they were, sipping tea at their little outside table somewhere in the Country Side.
I pondered, seeing these things.. what were they? I had asked once or twice in my slumber-laden mind.
They were made of wood.
Strange.
Oh so very strange.
I stared with a look that must have resembled a wide-eyed koala falling from it's tall, glorious and cocaine ridden tree.

The wooden objects chattered merrily amongst themselves. I was there.
There, standing a few feet away.
In the broad fields with the bright blue sky above me, birds chirping and fluttering about.. little shrews killing and eating their young in order to survive the burtal heat they must be facing.
The wooden objects turned to me and with an agile leap, they took me!
O how they took me!
I was in shock, I could do nothing! My mind has been utterly blown to a point where my dream body could do nothing! the Koala hit the ground with a grotesque thud!
They jumped about, ripping off my clothes!

They took me.

[Roux!]

Oh, you're just making that up now...

[Soeru]

*sings "Bright Eyes"*
Ahem.
That's a weird dream, but hey, all dreams are weird to some extent. Don't go around thinking you'll find this person in real life, it's not gonna happen. If you had a clear view of what the person was like then it's probably someone you know/have known, at least in my experience.

[Jase]

If you actually woke up with an orgasm I'd laugh.

Was it about me?

[Vagabond]

I think you were ripped off because you didnt get a "standing O". Next time you see that bitch--molest her(abu garib style).

[Roux!]

*sings "Bright Eyes"*
Ahem.
That's a weird dream, but hey, all dreams are weird to some extent. Don't go around thinking you'll find this person in real life, it's not gonna happen. If you had a clear view of what the person was like then it's probably someone you know/have known, at least in my experience.

Maybe...

Now that I think about it, she reminds me of a girl I knew waaay back in elementary school, although she had somewhat similar features, she wasn't "cross-eyed" nor had beautiful eyes... And she was a bit stupid, not in a childish manner, but in a crusher-esque way...

Nah! Couldn't be her...

I'll get to the bottom of this...!!

[Jase]

I had this quasi-strange dream last night... After a few irrelevant events which involved school, I was on this bus and this girl turned to me...

She had the most BEAUTIFUL brown eyes, albeit a bit skewed... As if she were slightly cross-eyed, but even so I just couldn't help staring at her eyes...!!

She had this childish aura about her... And she seemed to be in her late teens or something like that... Anyway...

She told me (in her own childish manner) she knew this secret method that would induce an orgasm (no sex involved) and asked me if I wanted to know...

Me being the reluctant bastard I am, I hessitated a bit and said: "Uh... Sure...?", she then proceeded to mumble these two phrases to my ear, which I had to repeat with her in order for the whole process to work...

It all ended with her saying: "OK! Done! In 30 minutes, you'll have an orgasm!"...

Of course, as dreams are usually weird in nature, stuff happened afterwards (stuff which I can't remember, but did not involve the girl anymore) and I never had my orgasm... I was ripped off or something...

So anyway... Anybody have a professional opinion on this here dream of mine...?

Share the goodness...

wow what drugs you on lol j/k well if it aint PM what your on
Now dreams dont real mean a thing this could be something you want to happen or then there is the chance it could just be a werid freaky dream that means something different to what you think it means i will look up the key things in the dream book if i can find it

[Josh]

I think it actually means that you are wanting sex, but you don't want it morally. You are just looking for a way to get the feeling with it.

That is what I think.

[polobunny]

I had a dream like that. But I did know who was the girl.

In a more serious way: I also think you need some sex, but without any engagements (dunno if it's the right word but it looks like it)
The funny thing is the cross-eyed look she give ya...