Brown Eyes...

[Roux!]

I had this quasi-strange dream last night... After a few irrelevant events which involved school, I was on this bus and this girl turned to me...

She had the most BEAUTIFUL brown eyes, albeit a bit skewed... As if she were slightly cross-eyed, but even so I just couldn't help staring at her eyes...!!

She had this childish aura about her... And she seemed to be in her late teens or something like that... Anyway...

She told me (in her own childish manner) she knew this secret method that would induce an orgasm (no sex involved) and asked me if I wanted to know...

Me being the reluctant bastard I am, I hessitated a bit and said: "Uh... Sure...?", she then proceeded to mumble these two phrases to my ear, which I had to repeat with her in order for the whole process to work...

It all ended with her saying: "OK! Done! In 30 minutes, you'll have an orgasm!"...

Of course, as dreams are usually weird in nature, stuff happened afterwards (stuff which I can't remember, but did not involve the girl anymore) and I never had my orgasm... I was ripped off or something...

So anyway... Anybody have a professional opinion on this here dream of mine...?

Share the goodness...

[Ziegfried]

Hah. Gospel and/or mushindo would have fun with this.

[Omen]

You want to sleep with your mother.

Omen

[Roux!]

Hah. Gospel and/or mushindo would have fun with this.

Yeah... you can try for yourself, though...

BTW, this was a real dream, I'm not making this up...

[youthquake]

a little off the subject, but this reminds me of a dream strongbad had.

a skeleton sat on his bed and told him about life and what the future held. strongbad claims it wasn't a dream but a visitation in real life.

either way though...get this...he forgets everything the skeleton said.

[Roux!]

Got a link to that one...?

Er -- It IS a movie, right...?

[crusher]

If you actually woke up with an orgasm I'd laugh.

[Roux!]

I wish I had...

But I was ripped off... I think this was some sort of message... I've been looking around all morning to see if I can get a snippet of Brown Eyes somewhere around here... I just KNOW she's real...!!

[crusher]

Yeah of course she is...

Atleast your bed isn't a mess.

[Roux!]

Bah! I'll probably get over her in a few days...

[crusher]

her*

It should be blue eyes! That's the key to eternal beauty! :O!!

[Roux!]

No, no!! Brown Eyes, bitch! They are superior in every way!!

Aherr...

BTW... How do you say "Orgasm" in swedish, again...?

[crusher]

Blue...

What about... orgasm?

[Roux!]

What, no �...?

[Domingo]

I wish I had dreams like that occasionally.... :eyeball:

......and yeah, blue eyes are better.