Worst Advertisment Lines Ever........

[Seraphis Cain]

I thought of posting this thread after hearing what may be the single worst advertisment ever on the radio.....

It was an ad for a local golf and games place, and at the end was:

"Alex's Golf and Games, where it's fun to beat your kids"

What.....the.....hell.....

Anyone else ever heard any ads like this?

[ccdart]

I think it was Ballpark it could of been a different brand, It was "Brandname - It's more than a hotdog, it's a weiner!" this was an ad on TV back 2 years ago I still remember that shit.

[Heat]

"Together, we'll lick breast cancer.".

Uh, no thanks.

And pretty much every McDonalds slogan, seriously, they get stupider every year.

[Soeru]

"If you're serious about games, talk to the gamers at EB Games"

... what a fucking lame rhyme... it shouldn't even be considered a rhyme since it's the same word.

There are so many stupid slogans out there...

[Seraphis Cain]

Yeah, plus the "gamers" at EB Games are generally morons. I've only met one person taht worked there that actually knew what he was talking about.

[Omen]

"Just Say No"

Omie

[Josh]

I know these arne't real ads, but they are relevant. I saw this posted on Emutalk.

http://www.michelleheinze.com/billboards.htm

[madcrow]

from an insurance ad: "Nationwide is on your side" couple the blatant lie nature of that (no insurance company is EVER on your side, they're out to make money after all...) and the corny tune it's sung to and u've got the worst ad tune ever.

[Vivi]

I saw a computer Virus comercial That was like."Do you have Worms" LOL

[Sir Zaphanos]

I saw a computer Virus comercial That was like."Do you have Worms" LOL

ROFLMAO!

[Vivi]

Yea and On top of that it had some Ugly chick with a englich acsent.

[((KvN))]

"Alex's Golf and Games, where it's fun to beat your kids"

HAHA! sounds like a GTA game radio!

[Soeru]

Can't forget "Got Milk?".

[crusher]

This.

[Vivi]

Sadly I dont get it?