The Engrish Game! Tons of fun for everyone!

[Seraphis Cain]

In the spirit of Zero Wing, I bring you the Engrish game! Here's the rules.

Go to http://www.altavista.com

Click "Translate"

Type any phrase or sentence or even paragraph into the box and select "English to Japanese". When that translates, copy and paste the results into the box again and select "Japanese to English" and see what comes out. Oh, and don't worry if when you translate to Japanese all you see is a bunch of squares instead of letters. It'll still work. The letters are there, your browser just can't handle em. Be sure to post what your phrase was before and after translation.

Anyway, a typical phrase may look something like this:

English: I played the video game all night long. Then I slept for two days. When I woke up I had no legs.

Engrish: I all night did the video game. Then I slept 2 days. When I awake, I did not possess the foot.

See? Now you try!

[Winged 2.0]

There once was a frog that had no eyes. He farted. Then he died. The end.

There was a frog there was no first. As for him farted. Then he died. Edge.

Man thats screwed up.

[Psyonide]

Original: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
Engrish: Dies monster! In this world don' T it belongs!

[Winged 2.0]

I hate people, whose face looks like a pile of dung. I have no idea why I said that but I did! JAPANESE!

I the surface like the mountain of the fertilizer hate the people who are visible. The I me why was that, but it does not possess thought whether me! Japanese!


YAY, a mountain of fertilizer!

[Seraphis Cain]

The deadly duck rampage threatened the city and it's sandwich shop.

As for large raging of fatal duck city and it' The s sandwich store was threatened.

[Winged 2.0]

Billy goats love to eat cheese and crackers while sitting in their jacuzzis and staring at the stars.

Male ヤギ eating the cheese and the cracker sitting down dearly in their jacuzzis, between, scrutinizes the star.

Now THAT was funny.

[Seraphis Cain]

Wow, it's even better in Korean!

Original: I hereby declare that teapots are illegal while smoking.

Translated: While the smoke is being born, Chas kettle illegality with the thing me it depends hereupon and declaration it does

Try it with Korean!!!!!

[Seraphis Cain]

English: At this point I am concerned that William's attendance problem is getting out of hand. We may be forced to expel him.

Korenglish: William' The s the attendance problem goes out and the hand that, now me, it is related. We will be wrong and the map which we expel it does not know.

[Winged 2.0]

Nah, CHINESE-TRAD!

A dog bit a mailman in the ass while he was delivering a time bomb to the president of the Mofo lounge.

The dog has bitten a mailman in the donkey when he pays a timing bomb to President Mofo restroom.

[Norgus]

english: One day somebody decided to test babelfish for the quality of its translation.

japanese: 1 日誰かは翻訳の質のためにbabelfish をテストすることにした。

engrish: 1 day someone had decided to test babelfish because of quality of translation.

...that actually worked fairly well

[Winged 2.0]

Their on to us!

In us him et. al.!

(JAP)

[Seraphis Cain]

Original: Randy was eaten by killer blowfish as he tried to reach the shore.

Chinese-trad: The orchid enlightened by the murderer globefish has eaten when he tried to arrive the shore.

What?!?!

[Norgus]

From my very own sig: people who use double negatives aint not stupid!

japanese: 愚かでない二重陰性のaint を使用する人々!

engrish: The people who use double negative aint which is not foolish!

LOL that is going in my sig RIGHT NOW.

[Strongbad]

Sir Boyd ate all of the apples off of the tree and then the tree exploded and died. "Cure 2hp" shouted I and the tree then died more because i had previously casted zombie on it. Man thats dorky.

Everything of the apple of the Boyd wood was eaten, next the wood exploded, died. " Cure 2hp" It meaning that I had that zombie of casted before, as for I and the wood which shouted then it died more. Thats of dorky person.

[Seraphis Cain]

As Batman desperately fought to force the shark to loosen its grip from his leg, he wondered if he should have brought the shark repellent.

�^ looks as the bat variant fights the force shark pine to operate its clip from his leg, he wants to know if he brought the shark to turn on the water the medicinal preparation.