Wonders of the word f.u.c.k.
I recently got a really funny chain mail, so I thought I would share it with all of you, without all the shit about forwarding it. So, here you go
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- Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "****".
It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "****" falls into many grammatical categories.
~ It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John ****ed Mary) and intransitive (Mary was ****ed by John).
~ It can be an action verb (John really gives a ****), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a ****),
~ an adverb (Mary is ****ing interested in John)
~ or as a noun (Mary is a terrific ****).
~ It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is ****ing beautiful)
~ or an interjection (****! I'm late for my date with Mary).
~ It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, **** she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "****".
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
1. Disbelief - "How the **** did you do that?"
2. Fraud - "I got ****ed by the car dealer."
3. Resignation - "Oh, **** it!"
4. Trouble - "I guess I'm ****ed now."
5. Aggression - "**** YOU!"
6. Disgust - "**** me."
7. Confusion - "What the ****.......?"
8. Difficulty - "I don't understand this ****ing business!"
9. Despair - "****ed again..."
10. Pleasure - "I ****ing couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure - "What the **** is going on here?"
12. Lost - "Where the **** are we."
13. Disbelief - "UN****INGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation - "Up your ****ing ass!"
15. Denial - "I didn't ****ing do it."
16. Perplexity - "I know **** all about it."
17. Apathy - "Who really gives a ****, anyhow?"
18. Greetings - "How the **** are ya?"
19. Suspicion - "Who the **** are you?"
20. Panic - "Let's get the **** out of here."
21. Directions - "**** off."
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MOREOVER : -
It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a ****ing asshole."
It can be used to tell time - "It's five ****ing thirty."
It can be used in business - "How did I wind up with this ****ing job?"
It can be maternal - "Mother****er."
It can be political - "**** Dan Quayle!"
And what's more, it has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the **** was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these ****ing Indians come from?" - General Custer
"Where the **** is all this water coming from?" - Captain of Titanic
"That's not a real ****ing gun." - John Lennon
"Who's gonna ****ing find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to ****ing roll." - Anne Boleyn
"Any ****ing idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein
"It does so ****ing look like her!" - Picasso
"How the **** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the ****ing ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"**** a duck." - Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its ****ing there!" - Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna ****ing rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered ****ing showers my ass." - Noah
"I need this parade like I need a ****ing hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy
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Now wasn't that ****ing funny, I think it was a cool one, maybe you don't , but I found it funny and something you could really think about
quiRReL:. 
