I do believe, my fellow forummers, that we've been here before. The bleary eyes, the general feeling of nausea and gnawing thoughts of impending doom that feel not entirely dissimilar to the feeling I had about this time last week. Splendid it is, and no mistake.
Anyway, this is my way of mind occupancy that averts my attention towards a state that resembles something vaguely more lifelike, as opposed to how very ill I feel otherwise. And I do feel ill - very much so. At this point in time the chances of me vomiting are quite high indeed.
Oh well, no sympathy for those who self-inflict such woeful hangovers upon oneself and all that. No, Im not after that. If you can recall my last thread, you might remember my request for things to do to take away the ill-feeling that accompanies a good night out. This time, however, I intend to get to the root of the problem. This time, my friends, I need an actual cure for a hangover. Hair-of-the-dog, dried toast and all that. Anything you can think of, share, as I am a man very much in the throes of hangover glumness, and need your help.
I thank you.
As a side note, how do you get rid of a girl that, after spending the night with her, sends 18(!!!) text messages to you in the space of about 10 hours? Frightening it is.