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    Default Monster Hangover funtime Vol. II

    I do believe, my fellow forummers, that we've been here before. The bleary eyes, the general feeling of nausea and gnawing thoughts of impending doom that feel not entirely dissimilar to the feeling I had about this time last week. Splendid it is, and no mistake.

    Anyway, this is my way of mind occupancy that averts my attention towards a state that resembles something vaguely more lifelike, as opposed to how very ill I feel otherwise. And I do feel ill - very much so. At this point in time the chances of me vomiting are quite high indeed.

    Oh well, no sympathy for those who self-inflict such woeful hangovers upon oneself and all that. No, Im not after that. If you can recall my last thread, you might remember my request for things to do to take away the ill-feeling that accompanies a good night out. This time, however, I intend to get to the root of the problem. This time, my friends, I need an actual cure for a hangover. Hair-of-the-dog, dried toast and all that. Anything you can think of, share, as I am a man very much in the throes of hangover glumness, and need your help.

    I thank you.

    As a side note, how do you get rid of a girl that, after spending the night with her, sends 18(!!!) text messages to you in the space of about 10 hours? Frightening it is.
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    Drink water. Or eat something. And Ignore her ass, dude. Unless you want to have something to do with her, I would have to tell you to forget her. Or tell he to forget you. So yeah, try relaxing and consuming various shits.

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    21 messages!

    The contemplation of disconnecting my phone begins. I now can say that I officially am being stalked. Excellent.

    Im currently trying to drink pure apple juice, because the carton it came from says its good for you, and cartons never lie. However, the consumption of said liquid is making me feel quite ill.
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    Then eat something with it, you ninny! I told you, forget her. Read and/or delete all her messages, then tell her you want nothing to do with her. Or just let her continue until she gets the point. Or if you want, you can just go along with it and stay "with" her. Do as you please. Like I said, if you want to be with her, then just elt it be and tell her to stop fucking messaging you so much!

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    Um http://www.blurofinsanity.com/hangover.html
    Did a little searching on google. Hopefully this helps.


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    Or I could just use her persistance as a key to nailing her, then leave her. Then, everyones happy. Except her of course. Still, a bit of emotional trauma never hurt anyone, did it?

    Did it..?
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    I thought you already did bang her. I would have to retract my previous statements and will repost them once I have found out that you have indeed bagged her. Damn my mental clumsiness.

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    Ha ha, nah she aint in the bag yet. After the copious amounts of alcohol I drank last night, the only thing I was fit to do was sleep - still, its probably a good thing, judging by the reaction I got just from getting off with her.

    About 27 messages now! Of which Ive replied to about 7 of them. Splendid.
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    Hm remeber our guild? lol
    i told you before drink waTER oh and iany words are mispelt its cos im drinkin ant me mates house yeah i own lol
    oh god i think im goin to have a hang over

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    Heh heh, splendid - try a couple of drink suggestions I made in the Hedonism guild - especially the Purple bitch, will mess with your mind. Fact.
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    I don't drink as much as I once did. I might start it up again. But this time, in an effort to prevent hangovers, I'll drink for BREAKFAST! I wonder how that'll turn out. You should try it, Monkey, and see how it works!

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    Bleh...I think I'll be giving my liver a rest for a little while, think its earned it. Im starting to feel pretty rough roundabout now, think I need to go back to my bed. Apparently my mum came into my room last night to make sure I'd made it home ok and I'd passed out on my bedroom floor, and kept saying I was waiting for a phone call. Excellent. I'll be fu</>cked if I can remember that.

    30 messages!
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    30 Messages? LMAO! Tell this chick to stop or tell her you want to fuck her. Either way, she probably won't bother you for a while. That is, unless she wants you. Which I highly doubt!

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    Give her my home address/phone number and she'll leave you alone.

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    Dont be silly crusher my dear, she'd only fall in love and be let down and broken hearted when you'd up and leave for a younger mistress, leaving her with 2 kids and a mortgage to pay. Tsk.
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