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    if you were stuck on a island what three things would u bring keep in mind there is enough food and natural water to support you

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    1. Hot lady.

    2. Younger hot lady.

    3. Younger hot lady.

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    interesting reminds me i forgot to put what i would bring i would bring:
    1.gf
    2.surfboard
    3.skateboard (when i constructed a path of course)

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    1.computer
    2.wireless internet access method of sorts
    3.power supply for the above two

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    1. Vibrater, preferably pink with the words "betty" at the side in flaming red letters

    2. extra package of long lasting batteries.

    3. bottle of lubrication. (ie. sex grease)

    (additional masturbation material: Mein Kampf. )




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    Well that depends. Are there people on this island? In which case I would demand power over them and put them through labor to build me a boat but then I sail on it and it falls apart. So I swim back to the island in three minutes(I'm in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean) and reach shore. Then the people of the island run from my awsome might as I smight all of them into dust. I would then be lonely for all of eternity. If there aren't any people ,I'd be fine with a GBA

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    no people

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    We've had this topic in the past too...or maybe it was only one thing you could take.

    1. My private jet

    Then I can leave any time I want.

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    Originally posted by Gospel
    1. Hot lady.

    2. Younger hot lady.

    3. Younger hot lady.
    My answer is taken already.
    All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
    I like watchin the puddles gather rain
    And all I can do is just pour some tea for two
    and speak my point of view
    But its not sane..
    I just want some one to say to me
    Ill always be there when you wake
    Ya know Id like to keep my cheeks dry today
    So stay with me and Ill have it made
    And I dont understand why I sleep all day
    And I start to complain that theres no rain
    And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
    And it rips my life away but its a great escape..
    All I can say is that my life is pretty plain...

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    why does noone bring their computer with them? Arn't we all gonna miss emuparadise if we dont?

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    If I could get laid 24/7, and never had to worry about neccesities (food and such), then I guess I wouldn't really need a computer. And I would have to waste a 2nd item to power it. And the third to get internet access. So sex it is.
    All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
    I like watchin the puddles gather rain
    And all I can do is just pour some tea for two
    and speak my point of view
    But its not sane..
    I just want some one to say to me
    Ill always be there when you wake
    Ya know Id like to keep my cheeks dry today
    So stay with me and Ill have it made
    And I dont understand why I sleep all day
    And I start to complain that theres no rain
    And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
    And it rips my life away but its a great escape..
    All I can say is that my life is pretty plain...

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    sex is number 1 in my book

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    Ok, realistically, this is an extreme and impossible situation. So people will have a lot of weird answers. But, really, as ironic as the sex answer is, companionship really would rule over everything in that situation. You don't really realize it, but you need other people. Even with an internet connection, and computer and all that, I think I'd rather die knowing I'm not going to see another person again. So, as bad as Gospel's answer sounds, it really is the only true answer.

    Edit: used 'really' far too often there
    All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
    I like watchin the puddles gather rain
    And all I can do is just pour some tea for two
    and speak my point of view
    But its not sane..
    I just want some one to say to me
    Ill always be there when you wake
    Ya know Id like to keep my cheeks dry today
    So stay with me and Ill have it made
    And I dont understand why I sleep all day
    And I start to complain that theres no rain
    And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
    And it rips my life away but its a great escape..
    All I can say is that my life is pretty plain...

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    Smiffy's right. What's the point of mindless sex if you don't even know the person? (Masterbation doesn't count)

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    I don't think you'd want your life to be nothing but sex....but maybe that's just me.

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