SuperStar USA

[karragh]

well, in the American Idol topic someone brought up superstar usa, so I figure I should make a thread about it too

personally I think this show is way better then Idol, and well, vote away, of the final 4, who should win ?


edit: I forgot to say who I wanted to win

I want Jamie to win, she actually sounds and looks like she is in pain when she sings, and well, reading the lines off of her hand is just hilarious

[Ryan]

I chose Mario, only cause hes my Fav game Charecter of all time.

[karragh]

completly different mario you know....
my friends call this one orc man

[Xaenn]

I watched the first ep but don't remember the names of any of the ppl. Perhaps a bit of a discription of each?

[karragh]

euh.... describe them........

Jamie is the girl who reads the lines off of her hand.in her audition phase she sung "like a Virgin"
here's some judges quotes to help remember(my 3rd quote in my sig is also about jamie)

originally said by Vitamin C
The genius of Jamie is not in the fact that she reads the lines off of her hand, but that she thinks the Judges won't notice.

originally said by Briggs
I don't know if you know this Jamie, but you have very large breasts

(this one got an interesting facial expression from Jamie)

originally said by Vitamin C
you are exactly what we are looking for in this competition

next up is Mario, he's the person my friends call orcman, in his audition phase he sung "Celebration"
um... a quote or two:

originally said by Briggs
You have all the star quality of Tom Cruise, with out all that scientology crap

originally said by Briggs
You performance was as much fun as I've had since I've been clean and sober.

next up is JoJo, he is the guy with the wierd hat and a really creepy smile.
In his Audition phase he sung "I looked over Jordan"
quotes again, not many describing ones about jo I'm afraid.

originally said by Tone
You have meen mojo

(whatever that meens)

originally said by Vitamin C
I like that neck bob thing, it turns people on.

Next up is Rosa, she is the completly un-understandable girl.
In her audition phase she sung "It's funny what Love can do"
the only quote I can think of is:

Originally said by Briggs
I didn't understand a word she just sang

okay, that's about it.... give me a few minutes, xaenn, and I could find a picture of each.

[karragh]

okay found some pictures, do you remember anyof them?

[Dark Neighbour]

I can see why you call Mario "Orc Man"

[karragh]

yep, he is quite orcish,

sorry ladies, apparently he already has a girlfriend

[Ultimate X]

i hate these god damn reality shows

but i found it funny that a judge said u got big tits

[crusher]

American reality shows are hilarious. They are so damn "dramatic".

Cry here and cry there, yada yada bitch bitch naga naga bite!!!!!!!!!!

[Xaenn]

Yeah, I remember all of em except Rosa...

That show was pretty damn funny until I wanted to blow my ears out because I couldn't hear anymore.

[karragh]

I hate people who judge all reallity shows as if they are one, those people are pretty closeminded.

anyhow, it occurs to me that some members might not know what this one is about,
they are telling the terrible singers that they are really good, as they are looking for the worst singer in america, next episode these terrible people are preforming in front of a live studio audience too apparently the audience has been told these are terminally ill patients, so they won't laugh at them

[Roux!]

That description is enough to make me sick of the show...

What's the point...? I hate these dumb gimmicks...

Anyway, those two guys look really freaky, and that blonde girl with large breasts, well...

So, by process of elimination, I vote Rosa...
I don't care if she sings like shit (like you said), she's purdy, and that's that...

[Dizzy]

I chose Mario.

[karragh]

Originally posted by Sexy Ass
So, by process of elimination, I vote Rosa...
I don't care if she sings like shit (like you said), she's purdy, and that's that...

that's the whole point
you are supposed to vote for who you want to win, and the worst person is the winner.