You know your an RPG Addict when...

[marq08]

K i kinda took this idea from another forum but here are three to get you guys started I'll come back and add more later.


...you've commited several felonies just to play a game that never came to your country.
...you try to level up to fight the school bully
...on your birhtday you scream "Yeah a level up"

[Winged 2.0]

...When you hit somebody, you wonder how much HP they have left.

[Mr. Crow]

Get hurt and try to drink strange,expensive drinks you bought

[marq08]

...you notice that people tend to walk in patterns and repeat the same things over and over again
...you miss the bus to school and try a teleportation spell (by some miracle it works )

[Xaenn]

Originally posted by marq08

...you miss the bus to school and try a teleportation spell (by some miracle it works )

If only.....

How about you grow your hair obnoxiously long and spike it up in strange ways that no one though possible

[Winged 2.0]

...you are near death and think "hell, if I snuff it, somebody will just use a pheonix down on me!"

[johnny blaze]

...when you barge into peoples homes and take things from chests and drawers.

[Soujiro-san]

...you talk to someone you hallucinate that an actual dialogue box is on top of their head and you can read what they just said to you from it.

...you wait for your limit break bar (Trace) to fill up as you get beaten up by a bully hoping you'll change into a stronger being.

...you run into your local convenient store and ask how much is it for an antidote potion cause you stepped on poison ivy.

...you tried to find the item Vaccine because your computer just got a Virus.

...you finally beat up the school bully and sat their waiting for The Ending credits to roll, hoping to catch some nice FMV.

...you wonder how much Defense does each pieces of Clothing you own give you.

...you wonder why won't the store owner buy your old pieces of Clothing when you bought new ones from them.

...you setup a tent to refill your HP/MP at the local park.

...you wonder how much Experience and what Items would you get if you kill that bird on the tree that's chirpying at you in a hostile way.

[Solidus Joe]

when you refuse to make love unless your spouse dresses like Tifa or Aeris

[Domingo]

...when you figure you can do anything you want because, if you die, you will re-appear at the last place you took a nap...

[Domingo]

...if, while travelling anywhere, anything that is not human tries to kill you...

[Solidus Joe]

when you refuse to die in your death bed because you fear the game over screen

[Domingo]

...when you run around town for endless hours looking for a save point...

[Solidus Joe]

when you traverse the earth constantly looking for the last boss

[Cyruz]

When thou doth talketh in such a way as to seem to be speaking of an olde english dialect

when you constantly chop up your neighbors plants looking for rupees