/me wakes up off the ground
"Woah....that Pheonix down hit the spot! Even though it was a little moldy, but it still worked"
/me looked around the bar, noticing that there is alot of guys in black suits lying all over the place.
"wtf? Damn! I must have missed some action while I was dead...."
/me sits in a bar stool, there was a thumbtack in it....
"..................who put this tack here? HUH??"
/me looks around the bar for guilty faces
"Just you wait!!!! ILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU ALL!!!"
"Barkeep! Hook me up with a couple potions. Phoenix downs dont refill your health too!"