3 word story: The Revenge

[youthquake]

upon a hard

[Gore_Torn]

surface, called a

[31337D00D]

35 scale earthquake (even though the max is 9, i think)

[Gore_Torn]

. His legs shook

[Kosmo Yagkoto]

and he vanished

[Gore_Torn]

, again. His wife

[31337D00D]

also vanished into-the-mist

[screwed]

(the mist) and

[31337D00D]

ate the mist

EDIT: Lets keep this going to at least 50 pages, then i'll b satisfied.

[Gore_Torn]

. it tasted good

[Dark Neighbour]

like omicron walrus

[youthquake]

with boiled eggs

[31337D00D]

and green ham

[Gore_Torn]

with butter ontheside.

[youthquake]

Unfortunately for her,