3 word story: The Revenge

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that he drank.
(yes very happy)

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He then farted
(add rapidly...plz!)

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very loudly, so

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it broke glass

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and his mom

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sucked my ****

no, just kidding, um....the real 3 words are....

also farted rapidfire-like

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.(end of sentence) The dad came
(nasty!)

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in and farted
(toilet humor amuses me today )

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. (end of sentence) The cat pooted
(me too man, its makin my day)
(man my internet is slow!)

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on the table
(...why u keeping ending sentences, stop, continue. Its a story not short fragments.)

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and the table
(table? what the heck?)

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was really crappy-looking
(yes a table, that you sit at and eat)

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. The family ate
(random, real random!)

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the crap until
(stop ending the damn sentences -.-, lol, can't end this one )

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they all threw-up
(threw-up......is that legal?)