Originally Posted by
Jazzmarazz
"Hey, you gonna finish your can of pineapple chunks in the fridge?"
- Not after the way you been finger banging the fucking thing, piece after piece with those same goddamn hands you don't wash after coughing and wheezing all over. Bitch.
"Owowowo, my wisdom teeth are giving me trouble again. owwwww.."
- They aren't going to take themselves out and you're just let your other teeth get all fucked up.
"Not everyone gets their wisdom teeth out."
- (riiiight, but I wasn't aware that your custodial credentials gave you the authority to make that call)