The Alien-Nazi-Conspiracy Theory Network-Out: History Channel :wacko:

[Spooniest]

I only give out Nintendo roms for sex.

Does it have to be butt sex? Or is regular old 'man on top, boom boom boom get it over with quick' sex ok

[Zaladane]

Got my new shooooooes

Memory foam insoles. So comfy!

[Slacker Magician]

Think I need to go get new shoes. When you start duct taping them back together it's time to get up off your ass

Maybe .

[Zaladane]

I swear shoes keep getting smaller. I'm an 11 1/2 and none of them came close to fitting. Tried 12. No dice. Ended up with 13's. Where the hell are these all made

I'm not some tiny little Oriental

[Slacker Magician]

I swear shoes keep getting smaller. I'm an 11 1/2 and none of them came close to fitting. Tried 12. No dice. Ended up with 13's. Where the hell are these all made

I'm not some tiny little Oriental

I went from 13s to 14s the last time I got a new pair.

[skullpoker]

I swear shoes keep getting smaller. I'm an 11 1/2 and none of them came close to fitting. Tried 12. No dice. Ended up with 13's. Where the hell are these all made

I'm not some tiny little Oriental

Dude, your feet keep growing. Have you never wondered why women like big feet and dad bods? Older men are the $#!+ #picardmaneuver

[Gypsy]

When I think about you, I touch my shelf.

[Zaladane]

Dude, your feet keep growing. Have you never wondered why women like big feet and dad bods? Older men are the $#!+ #picardmaneuver

You know it's funny you should mention that. Just turned 40 at the beginning of the year and a bit before that like last summer I started feeling like I'm in a second puberty (midlife crisis?) and just want to fight and fuck, I've noticed girls checking me out a tad more. I'm an ugly fuck, I'm big though and maybe that extra touch of swagger or cockiness is making the difference?

[skullpoker]

When I think about you, I touch my shelf.

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[skullpoker]

You know it's funny you should mention that. Just turned 40 at the beginning of the year and a bit before that like last summer I started feeling like I'm in a second puberty (midlife crisis?) and just want to fight and fuck, I've noticed girls checking me out a tad more. I'm an ugly fuck, I'm big though and maybe that extra touch of swagger or cockiness is making the difference?

It might be related to women becoming more sexual after menopause. You aren't young, don't have as much to lose if you die in battle(or can't get pregnant). Or maybe you're just starting to notice while they have been looking all along.

Watching the new Iliza show on Netflix might help. "Elder Millennial" it's called.

[Zaladane]

It might be related to women becoming more sexual after menopause. You aren't young, don't have as much to lose if you die in battle(or can't get pregnant). Or maybe you're just starting to notice while they have been looking all along.

Watching the new Iliza show on Netflix might help. "Elder Millennial" it's called.

I'm sure as hell not going after any woman after monopause I'm 40 not a senior

That might be outta context though. Believe me I know when girls are looking at me, I have an awesome ass!

[Zaladane]

Posts touch me video from Rocky Horror.


On the Xbox right now and can't be bothered to actually do so

[skullpoker]

I got you, fam.

Spoiler warning:

[Zaladane]

Almost wanna download the movie and give it watch, then I remember the singing

[skullpoker]

Yeah, but they kill Meatloaf