PC vs Console
Console: I am an expencive gaming machine!
PC. I am an expencive multi-utility machine that can run games even better AND do more
Console: We have amazing social media aspects and can show your friends pictures of your cock whenEVER YOU WANT!
PC: We invented social media, are rather embaressed about that fact but STILL have more social media options than a console...
Console: Our game soundtracks are lower quality mp3s than even apple shoves out!
PC: We mostly use OGG/WAV and give the ability to go higher if you wish (and if we dont then you can mod it so it does).
Console: You can create an email on us!!!
PC: You can create the works of davinci on us
Console: You can play 1001 shiity "indie" games on me and barely any of them will actually be good!
PC: You can play 1000001 shitty "indie" on me and some of them will actually BE GOOD
Console: When you get bored of games, YOU CAN WATCH GAMES ON ME!
PC: when you get bored of games, you can MAKE GAMES ON ME....
Consle: I have to have a team of highly skilled, trained and paid morons called "marketing departments" to find ways to get YOU to buy me!
PC: .....Those "marketing departments" use me to create it all on.....kill me, please....
Console: I get ALL the exclucive content because im SO amazing ...but don't have the power to run it all
PC: I get hardly any of the exclucive content, its MADE on me, I have the power to run EVEEERRYYYTTTTHIIINNNGG!!! then it's cut back to work on THAT THING...then cut back AGAIN to work on me so i seem inferior....again, this is what marketing departments cause, kill me, please....
Console: I take up hardly any space and burn out within a year or 2 ^^ (and on some of me you can cook an egg on top!)
PC: I take up quite a bit of space but burn out 10 years or so later....and you can plug a cooker into me to cook an egg...much safer...
Console: I have SUPER stylish names
PC: ....you can call me honeybuns if thats what floats your boat *shrugs* am not fussed
Console: Because we're are like, SO amazing and do way more on our servers, you have to PAY to go online with me but you know you pay for the service
PC: You DON'T pay on me to get the EXACT same service.
Console: Because idio- I mean uh, FANS...will buy anything, within 6 years ill be obsolete so you can buy the NEXT CONSOLE!
PC: Due to this and previous facts, my parts will now stay relevant for much longer meaning you get more value for your money out of me (specially if you buy games on deal).
Console: I hate you pc why don't you fuck off !?
PC: Im sorry what? I cant hear you over the sound of HOW LOUD YOUR FUCKING COOLING FAN IS!
Console: Im gonna get my highly trained teenagers to shout at you!
PC: ......wait RIGHT there while i contact china....
