The Wang Out: Penis in Nakayoshi World

[Slacker Magician]

It doesn't even allow aiming with the right stick.

Don't get me wrong, the game itself is a classic and has aged fantastically, but the controls are infinitely more offensive than they ever were in the older games.

I haven't played the originals in forever but, all I remember of the PS1 'classics' like RE and Parasite Eve is that the controls were barely responsive at best. Being able to aim over the shoulder is better than that .

[Crash-Headroom]

Also RE3 and REmake fixed 99% of the problems with tank controls in the older style games simply by adding a 180 degree quick turn.

It blows my mind that people cannot get used to them in a slow and methodical puzzle game that was entirely designed around said controls, to the point that zombies were used purely as an excuse to have the bulk of the game's enemies shuffle towards you at a glacial pace.

Because people dont like to be challenged Tell you what, theres a great way to give yourself a laugh with new aged gamers that i learnt from youtube. Step 1) get a POPULAR trendy game from the past (Super mario world, doom e.t.c ya know). Step 2) sit them down infront of that game...Step 3) Laugh or try to kill yourself as they struggle with the first level on EVERY GAME, get angry, say "THIS IS SHIT AN OLD I DONT LIKE IT!" and throw the pad down. Thats why people don't like the controls man, they are retarded and want to be spoon fed, please keep in mind that games companies nowadays reward you for breathing in and out on the game :/ "you took a step foward!?!? have a cookie! Omg you hit your first enemy!?!?! TRUE GAMES MASTER!! HAVE ANOTHER COOKIE!!.....oh...my....GOD! They Accepted their first mission everybodeh!!" *starts fireworks!*. If im wrong about all that, then how did resident evil become big in the first place WITH those controls? :/

You might also want to take a look into the who makes up the majority of the casual gameing market (same demographic both TV and movies aim for.....), that is again who capcom are trying to target the games for and it isnt working.

[Slacker Magician]

If someone has trouble with Doom they probably can't handle new games either.

[Crash-Headroom]

If someone has trouble with Doom they probably can't handle new games either.

On p.c, yes! On console, no. Despite what they say and no matter if you turn the auto aim off or not there is still a code in most if not ALL console fps that makes headshots 10x easier than it does on a pc. The MINUTE you aim your stick into that zone, the game compensates and sends every bullet to the center. There is NO SKILL in console FPS, hence why evvveeerrryy fucking time they try to put console up against pc, the mediocre PC users wipe the FLOOR with the pro users because their skill is all fake...its all the game doing it for them :/ To which the console crowd then whine, cry and throw a paddy like a little girl demanding the PC users be handicapped XD at which point the PC users say "fuck you git gud" and leave the game and it all falls apart...ID tried it, MICROSOFT tried it, many have tried it...always goes the same, console users have no skill because the game is doing it ALL for them. That's a good one actually, readup on what happened when ID put quake 3 console users against PC...it lasted about 2 weeks XD or a month, before every server was shut down.

[Slacker Magician]

I'll give you a lot of newer games being easy street. Having to work around bad controls in various old games isn't what I'd call a challenge, just tedious. Having good controls is no different than minimizing lag. If you want to have artificial difficulty because of crap controls or whatever, be my guest .

[Slacker Magician]

On p.c, yes! On console, no. Despite what they say and no matter if you turn the auto aim off or not there is still a code in most if not ALL console fps that makes headshots 10x easier than it does on a pc. The MINUTE you aim your stick into that zone, the game compensates and sends every bullet to the center. There is NO SKILL in console FPS, hence why evvveeerrryy fucking time they try to put console up against pc, the mediocre PC users wipe the FLOOR with the pro users because their skill is all fake...its all the game doing it for them :/ To which the console crowd then whine, cry and throw a paddy like a little girl demanding the PC users be handicapped XD at which point the PC users say "fuck you git gud" and leave the game and it all falls apart...ID tried it, MICROSOFT tried it, many have tried it...always goes the same, console users have no skill because the game is doing it ALL for them. That's a good one actually, readup on what happened when ID put quake 3 console users against PC...it lasted about 2 weeks XD or a month, before every server was shut down.

Those are fighting words for consoleros . Are there any videos of this ?

[Slacker Magician]

Nothing tops the awfulness of trying to play RTS with a controller.

[Slacker Magician]

A little over 1,000 posts to go .

[Grouch]

A little over 1,000 posts to go .

hooray?

[deadlegion]

Fell asleep on the couch. Now it's 2am and I'm wide awake

[Crash-Headroom]

Nothing tops the awfulness of trying to play RTS with a controller.

...I don't know which post to respond to!! XD.

Well, can't find the vid off hand but i know crowbcat made one taking the piss out of it. RTS is indeed shit on consoles...which is why "RTS is a dead genre man its SOOO shit!" Because they cant make money off it on consoles Which is ALSO why even though i may not like the new X-Com games, i tolerate them because fraxis tried and PROVED RTS is still a valid genre, if only for PC. While on the subject of RTS, OpenRA is getting bigger and bigger because there's nothing else around XD they've had to make make a fuckton of new servers because ofit. If it was like it used to be and pc didnt care about console and vice versa things would still be fun and innovative, but companies want dat MONEH and it lies in the console users pockets...not in the pc market XD We don't like being screwed over! I find it funny articles are written saying "PC users are disgusting because they dont like paying over 20 pound / 30 dollers for a game!" ...no, we dont like paying over 20 pound for JUST DATA! Not even a CD or something to put in your hand, its 40-60 pound/dollers now for data and some people also have to contend with ISP bandwidths (australia is still kind of fucked on that front...i used to cringe when my freind would tell me tales of telstra, steam was almost a no go).

[Jazzmarazz]

[Crash-Headroom]

....can i have some of that popcorn? O.O

[deadlegion]

Yes the net in Australia sucks. I really need to upgrade to 12 or 25Mbps fixed wireless as I'm still using 1.5Mbps ADSL atm...but it would mean paying more than double what I am now plus I'd have to switch to a dynamic IP

Even with the higher speeds in major cities (100Mbps) there's lag afaik, it's a complete joke for online gaming.

[Jazzmarazz]

....can i have some of that popcorn? O.O

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