it could be worse.
i have no weed, and my post count would be at least ten times what it is.
...one on the wisest sentences from the late bob marley:
no woman no cry.
Good morning all you piss riff raff rabble!!!!
I can't see ur post thru my 12 pairs of sun glasses, mofo.
FUUUUUUUUCK!
Someone done gone fucked up the coffee machine in the lobby. It's just squirting out hot water. Need my morning fix!!
takes a damn rocket scientist just to turn the coffee on???
Starts whistling the Jeopardy theme..
What happened to the person who became a DReamcast controller? That was a potentially interesting start to something hilarious.
I'm feeling a bit unserious. Perhaps I'll vote for the slightly silly party this election.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.