The Hang Out: Anal Commando Collector's Edition

[Ace Ventura]

Nice Roxas, have fun!

I'll try to! I need to get back into the mindset of being on a date. I gotta look nice.

[Slacker Magician]

Someone buy my Homeworld Remastered Steam code .

[Cookie Monster]

I'll try to! I need to get back into the mindset of being on a date. I gotta look nice.

You gotta look nice even if you don't have a date

Someone buy my Homeworld Remastered Steam code .

Chop, chop, Gyps!

[Raype]

Have my first date in two years tonight. This is nuts.

How many hours did you pay her for?

[Ace Ventura]

You gotta look nice even if you don't have a date

Well I mean I gotta put on nice clothes. ...I need to find my nice clothes. Haven't had to wear them since my job interview.

[Ace Ventura]

How many hours did you pay her for?

Oh you know, the usual 2-3 hours. Although I'll only need 15 minutes.

[Raype]

You gotta look nice even if you don't have a date

you've been married too long cookie.

Sweatpants. Hair a mess. Haven't properly cleaned up my beard in three days. This shirt is stretched out so far it's practically reed Richards. I showered yesterday morning.

[Raype]

Oh you know, the usual 2-3 hours. Although I'll only need 15 minutes.

Well it gives you a nice window of opportunity to get the sobbing out of your system.

Possibly a good post cry nap too.

[Ace Ventura]

Well it gives you a nice window of opportunity to get the sobbing out of your system.

Possibly a good post cry nap too.

I will most likely break down, wondering where my life went wrong. That I'm sleeping with a hooker.

Not that it's happening at least.

[Warrior]

Were the STDs worth it?

[Ace Ventura]

Were the STDs worth it?

Nah. They're not worth.

[Raype]

I will most likely break down, wondering where my life went wrong. That I'm sleeping with a hooker.

Not that it's happening at least.

That's the great part though. If she wants to get paid she had to stay and she can't be super judgemental since she fucks people for money. Everyone's a winner.

Were the STDs worth it?

Eh, ex girlfriend already had the herp. I'll be fine.

[Cookie Monster]

you've been married too long cookie.

Sweatpants. Hair a mess. Haven't properly cleaned up my beard in three days. This shirt is stretched out so far it's practically reed Richards. I showered yesterday morning.

Blimey! and none informed me

Who says one can't look good in sweatpants with messy hair and a scruffy beard? Also, extra points for wearing a Fantastic shirt The shower part on the other hand..

[Raype]

Blimey! and none informed me

Who says one can't look good in sweatpants with a messy hair and scruffy beard? Also, extra points for wearing a Fantastic shirt The shower part on the other hand..

We tried but you just kept yelling COOKIE over and over.

I say that. I figure one look at me would send most women running in the other direction. And this shirt may feel fantastic but it hardly looks the part. And I'll shower before work. Just not right now because SLEEP GLORIOIS SLEEP.

[Cookie Monster]

We tried but you just kept yelling COOKIE over and over.

I say that. I figure one look at me would send most women running in the other direction. And this shirt may feel fantastic but it hardly looks the part. And I'll shower before work. Just not right now because SLEEP GLORIOIS SLEEP.

COOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE!!!

Well, if you are so sure they'll run in the other direction, at least you know where to set the traps