People next door are burning rubbish in their wood heater again
Sneak over there and put something really nasty in there so they from then on regret being douchbags for putting non burnable shit in there.
THE BEST METHOD to run PSX games (and everything else for that matter) is via Retroarch - http://buildbot.libretro.com/nightly/
If you have any questions on how to set it up on Windows please feel free to ask, its very easy.