Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
I've done so much laundry and cleaning today that I decided to shove random large vegetables in my vagina. Then I realized I don't have a vagina.

Why am I doing housework?
Because you refuse to make your woman know her place.

Be a man.

Then be a man who has to do all the housework because there's no woman.

Then sob quietly at night.
Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
I've never been that high.
Never been above waist level from. What I hear.