Scorcher
A film in which people with family issues whine constantly despite the fact that a mass extinction event is underway. They whine while explaining it, whine after it, whine on the way to try and fix it, then other people whine in the background. Then there's more whining when the only character who seems to understand the whole "all life on Earth is going to be baked alive if we don't fix this" concept is vilified by the movie for lying to ensure that the person in charge of trying to save the world doesn't get sidetracked by emotion and potentially let 99.9% of all life die out.
It also somehow got, and wasted, John Rhys-Davies. There should be legal charges brought against these people!
Ring of Fire
I honestly cannot tell if this is the work of somebody who really wants to mock environmentalism but don't know a thing about science, written by overly zealous environmentalists who have a bone to pick and don't know a thing about science, or by really stupid people who don't know a thing about science but want to sound smart, all while using the tried and true cheap tactic of evil big companies to push this crap. The characters are unlikable, it resorts to the most basic of emotional manipulation for drama and in place of actual character development, it's a smear piece either way toward environmentalists (marking them all as either extremists to the point where they can see nothing but a company as pure evil or just so incompetent that they're stupid) and again, whoever wrote this knows nothing at all about science, much less does it have actors who can pronounce basic words like nuclear.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Not as good a title as Nazis at the Center of the Earth, but a much better film. This film is just... I mean... it's difficult to convey in words what this film is. It's something you gotta see for yourself, it's just that...
Soylent Green
One of those movies everybody knows the SHOCKING TWIST to, but have never seen. Now I have seen it, and it just further makes me question every movie that involves the over population of Earth doesn't have ay actual attempts at population control. It's a decent film and all, but its vision of the future is hilarious, like somebody having a Computer Space cabinet in the year 2032 and it still being considered a proper toy.
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