No, I'm usually pretty careful cooking, and I don't think I've ever cut myself in the kitchen before. My girlfriend used to be a hair stylist, though, and we still have lots of salon scissors around our house. And I was using a pair yesterday to poke out some holes at the bottom of a plastic tub in order to repot a plant that had outgrown its original pot. Which sounds potentially dumb and dangerous in its own right, I guess, but actually there are so many obvious things that can go wrong when you're pushing a blade with some force through a piece of plastic that I was super-careful
not to injure myself at that point, and pulled the seemingly dangerous part off without a hitch. :'D
Unfortunately, after finishing with punching the holes, putting the pot down, and trying to close the scissors (something that on paper was
much safer than what I had been doing, and something completely normal that you do every single time you use a pair of scissors... :'D), the blades closed around the front of one of my fingertips. I didn't even close them with any force, and with regular household scissors, it would have been a little pinch and nothing else. But these were high grade salon scissors that my girlfriend had bought with her trade card for a not insignificant amount of money, and they were razor sharp. So they went straight through my flesh like soft butter.

The whole front of my fingertip was hanging off, and I just went into shock and started screaming uncontrollably. Serious horror movie stuff, and easily the worst injury I've ever had. I guess the moral of the story is that it's not always going to be the seemingly dangerous, scary things that do you serious damage.

Luckily my girlfriend majored in medical science, and her training seemed to kick in really quickly. She stopped the bulk of the bleeding and bound it, and according to the doctor there doesn't appear to be any nerve damage and it should heal fine with time.

But it gave me a big scare, and right now my finger is locked into a position where I'm giving everyone around me the middle finger. :'D