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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I have a big beard, wear leather and ride a Harley. Dealing with people is easy.
    All you need now is a whip!

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    My parents were devastated this past week when one of their cats went missing all of a sudden. A week goes by with no sign of him, and they start to think the worst. Then on Sunday I'm outside with my dad and we hear a loud constant meowing a few houses down. Ends up it's their cat, he had gotten stuck in the neighbor's shed, or yard, or something apparently. He wasn't hurt or anything either, was the strangest thing. So happy the little fur-ball is back home now though, as are my parents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaladane View Post
    All you need now is a whip!
    Is Sprung a Vampire Hunter?

    Quote Originally Posted by Beelzebub View Post
    My parents were devastated this past week when one of their cats went missing all of a sudden. A week goes by with no sign of him, and they start to think the worst. Then on Sunday I'm outside with my dad and we hear a loud constant meowing a few houses down. Ends up it's their cat, he had gotten stuck in the neighbor's shed, or yard, or something apparently. He wasn't hurt or anything either, was the strangest thing. So happy the little fur-ball is back home now though, as are my parents.
    I know that feeling, glad you found your cat.

    If my cat gets out I flip out because there was so many close calls of her about to get hit because asshole family members letting her out by leaving the door ajar .

    One time I had to haul the utmost ass and tackle the cat because shes directly in the path of a speeding car...............no more of that shit in my life thank you.
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    thats cute zal.
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    Ugh...
    Fuck work.
    Too bad its the only thing I know as of now.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tassadar View Post
    I'm shite with people, thank god I work with a small group of people away from having to deal with the public at large.

    What I'm not going to say in the interview tomorrow.
    >Had job interview with Maplin
    >Got asked question about printers
    >Replies with "Oh not printers, I really don't like printers"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    >Had job interview with Maplin
    >Got asked question about printers
    >Replies with "Oh not printers, I really don't like printers"

    Sounds like that job just disappeared as those words were uttered from your lips.
    Well, that can go on the "not to say" list.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SwordOfTime View Post
    Sounds like that job just disappeared as those words were uttered from your lips.
    Well, that can go on the "not to say" list.
    Yep. I've had some disastrous job interviews, I just look back at them and laugh now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    Yep. I've had some disastrous job interviews, I just look back at them and laugh now.
    But you've had jobs. With an S.
    I have and only will have one "job" under my belt for some years. It's going to be a pain when I get discharged.


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    I've only had 2 jobs.

    Well technically 3...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    I've only had 2 jobs.

    Well technically 3...
    That blowjob you got that one time doesn't count.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadlegion View Post
    That blowjob you got that one time doesn't count.
    Would count if he was in the porn industry.


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    Quote Originally Posted by deadlegion View Post
    That blowjob you got that one time doesn't count.
    Oh you. Back from your hiatus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic View Post
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