LOL
Oi! I remember Zelalem executing a really fancy killer pass in a friendly about 1,5 years ago; so he'll probably become the best player in the world.
In other news: LOLTORRESLOL. What is this, 2006!?
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
Well you see what's going to happen Elmy. 3 straight USA WC wins. All but official at this point.
Oh, I can dig it, man. Then again, I'm not sure if Wikipedia can really be trusted. I once read on Hleb's profile that he was the best footballer in the world, and three years later he was on loan at Birmingham. Oh, well.
In other news: I am really in love with Coquelin. Such a dreamy guy...
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
I recently got my Coquelin replica shirt. My second one, I mean. Since Arsenal freaking misspelt his name the first time. So rude.
You guys don't even look like you're trying! Ronaldo's all, like, "can't dribble past anyone so I'll just score now kthanx" and then Marcelo thinks he's Ronald Koeman which is sort of a weird reference but I sort of recall him scoring a bunch of rockets in his hay-days. SORT OF!
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
No kidz. When I put in my order he wasn't even included in the "choose your player" thingie, despite every other loanee (AND DIABY!) being there. So I spelt his name for them... and they still got it wrong.
Scary shit. Yeah, I've sorta noticed he's usually pretty good at that dribbling malarkey (also didn't really mean to imply he was bad or anything against zee Germans). Oh, right, the rocket FKs were his thing. Hey, remember, like, five years ago when everyone was talking about Marcelo being shit? He and Bale could've played for Birmingham or something together!!!
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
Haha, I'll trade you one Calum Chambers and one Aliaksandr Hleb for him. Pretty sure we still own him, yeah. ONLY THE WHY DO I MISS HIM EVERY DAY SO MUCH IT HURTS INSIDE MY CHEST?
I think Calum has real potential in the dancing department though.
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
So, I heard European football is totally going out of style. ALL ON HANDS ON DECK, GO-GO FINISHING FOURTH TROPHY!
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
LOL MANCHESTER UNITED LOL.
They even lost to Arsenal. At home. Van Gaal is totally the worst United manager since Alex Ferguson.
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
Tsk, Moyes never lost against Arsenal with Man U.
Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!