The something or Other-out, or something or other...

[Sheras]

Actual line from this game: HIS DICK GETS STIFF AND HARD. Riveting stuff. Now just let me shoot myself.

Well that's something Gobby's could never do, maybe that's why he reads it

[Gypsy]

I wish I could burn digital files in actual fire. It would somehow be very satisfying in this case. Now back to real games.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Actual line from this game: HIS DICK GETS STIFF AND HARD. Riveting stuff. Now just let me shoot myself.

Story of my life, bro. Either one would be fine, but both stiff and hard at the same time? Life ain't easy.

[Gypsy]

I think next time I'm at a garage sale with some romance novels for free (this happens a lot, lol) I should pick one up and compare the writing. I'll do an essay on it.

[Gypsy]

I could give you 50lbs of pure gold and you would have a problem with it

Counterpoint: http://www.metal-archives.com/artist..._Wessels/23530

[Cookie Monster]

Downloading Nightcrawler, this should be good.

[Beelzebub]

Playing some Blazing Lazers on PC Engine and almost just got the 1CC. Got a game over on the last form of the last boss.

[Ace Ventura]

Ugh, tried recording Shovel Knight and my laptop doesn't like to run El Gato, and my Desktop completely destroyed the video files. Ughhhhh. I can't win. I'm just going to sleep...

[Spose']

I think I scratched my neighbors car.

[Sprung]

So I bought a bunch of games today on the cheap. Mostly AAA games. Finally got the first Mass Effect (picked 2 and 3 up ages ago), plopped it into the 360 and OMG I'M TURNING INTO SPRUNG THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST VIDEYA GAMINS EVUR.

Not sure if sarcasm or orgasm.

[toxic]

snowing. again. great.

[Ace Ventura]

Been trying to play Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1 on Steam and for some reason it keeps crashing. Also I'm being payed to review it. It's sooo fuckin' anime. Fun game though, fluid battle mechanics, good writing and good humor so far. Also...Anime tittaes.

V Do not read if Gobby * V

Spoiler warning:

And it's not any of that VN shit that Gobs likes so much either, this shit has a good storyline.

[Inferno.]

Duke 3D is so glitchy on the Vita. It's no wonder it went straight to PS+ before sale, too broken to take money off people for.

[Iamerror]

I read a manga where a kitten put insects on trial with a frog as a lawyer. Then he puts them in a box and kills them with bug spray.Japan's weird as fuck.

Spoiler warning:

I laughed at it though, and I'm not ashamed.

[Zaladane]

I don't even wanna guess what flavor those are