The something or Other-out, or something or other...

[Zaladane]

Not an infection, you're just allergic to girls. It'll go down when you rub it a bit

I don't think he was talking about his penis

[IndorilNerevar]

When am I going to find myself a lovely girl who will yell at me after I work a long shift accusing me of cheating and not loving her. I need that.

Get a girl who probably will look at your phone when you're dressing up in your home clothes and see a text like "I can't wait to see you this weekend" and will go in super saiyan mode and yell at you for being unfaithful and slap you like there's no tomorrow





......she probably will never see the name "Mom" at top of the message

[Sheik]

Pretty much the final nail in the coffin.

Couldn't pay me to play it...well....of course some amount would do, but I'm not sure what it is.

I feel like you'd would, given some incentive in the form of ol' benjamin.

[Inferno.]

I got rid of Advanced Warfare BECAUSE of the Multiplayer. It's completely shit. If I wanted a game with jetpacks, I'd play Titanfall.

Hey buddy, moved in with your friends yet? Or do they not want to know because you've got an infected toe?

[Ace Ventura]

Hey buddy, moved in with your friends yet? Or do they not want to know because you've got an infected toe?

I literally said within a week or two, and it hasn't been a couple days. I'm going to help them pack tomorrow or so. Then we're packing again and moving sometime next week.

[Inferno.]

Cool story bro.

You take all the bait too easily, yo.

[Ace Ventura]

Cool story bro.

You take all the bait too easily, yo.

Yeah.

[Cookie Monster]

Cool story bro.

You take all the bait too easily, yo.

Too much bait, to start with.

[Inferno.]

One might enjoy fishing?

[Tassadar]

Hey girl o see you like tea

And kanye

So how about the D.



I'm not good at writing haiku.

Impress her with POWER, then bring her out to somewhere where she can see All of the lights, since she's Asian she might not be impressed if you're a college dropout, but if you do well she may be bound 2 u.

[Sprung]

It's a joke, calm the titties.

Dude. Stop aggravating my titties.

[Spose']

I did the most lazy thing even thinkable by man. I accidently pulled my car a bit too far up to pump gas but the gas pump reached so I said fuck it. This chick in a huge ass truck pulls in front of me, I'm blocking her from her comfort zone to pump, I just look at her and smile. I get done bumping while browsing reddit, have ~$5 left on the gas card I got from work so I lock my car, go into the station, decide what to spend it on, then come out. I see she tried to pull out by driving past me but the space was too narrow and she's blocking my exit.

Challenge fucking accepted, I do a sly back-up, swirl around, speed out of the station. I bet she was pretty upset.

[Iamerror]

Some people.

[Gypsy]

That feeling when a relative of someone you know is dating a relative of someone else you know who is a huge dirtbag... It's also a bit of a Wyrm situation. Dude is 23 girl is 17. Girl is too young and had too broken of a home life to realise how much of a piece of crap this guy is.

[Gypsy]

Also, nothing I say will matter of course. So I just get to sit here and watch an abusive relationship developing from two different angles.