The Boredlands-Out: Bite and don't let it go (EXPLOSIONS)

[gezegond]

EP itself is timeless, however it manages to freeze its time by sucking time from its members.

Like some sort of website vampire.

Seriously, check out the toll it's had on most of us. We look run down as shit and frequently way older than we should.

I used to be a real ladykiller. Nowadays I'm more "creepy old guy on the bus who smells faintly of cheese".

RUN. BEFORE IT GETS YOU TOO.

Memo: pitch hollywood a vampire website movie.

Lies. Online conversation simulator.

[gezegond]

Oh, but one's gotta leave "the cave".
LIVE LIFE A LITTLE!
...
Except going to the beach.

I haven't gone out for 13 days. I always wonder, what people even do when they go out? Just aimlessly move around until they have absorbed enough sun energy to be able to function normally?

[gezegond]

There's a bit of everything in Newcastle.

Well, to be honest, I haven't really "seen" newcastle. I just basically go to university and then back home.

[King]

I haven't gone out for 13 days. I always wonder, what people even do when they go out? Just aimlessly move around until they have absorbed enough sun energy to be able to function normally?

You are a effin' caveman.

[Ace Ventura]

You are a effin' caveman.

You think that's bad? I once didn't go out for a month. Just no need.

[Spose']

Life is so much better when you actually leave the room after a few years.

[Spose']

You think that's bad? I once didn't go out for a month. Just no need.

That's casual status.

[Ace Ventura]

That's casual status.

I bet, I'm starting to become a hermit. I really only leave when I have therapy or something. :/

[King]

I bet, I'm starting to become a hermit. I really only leave when I have therapy or something. :/

I would expect wisdom from a hermit.

[Ace Ventura]

I would expect wisdom from a hermit.

Hahahaha won't find that one with me. I'm about as stupid as they come.

[Sprung]

Are they named Doug and Kyle? I seem to remember those hosers moving down there.

Take off, eh.

[gezegond]

You are a effin' caveman.

I'll turn modern human once the uni classes start again.

[Gypsy]

Starring Sandra Bullock

Whoa did we get teleported back to the 90s?

[King]

Whoa did we get teleported back to the 90s?

AH YES, the 90s.
GLORIOUS Iron Man cartoon.
And cheezy movies.

[Zaladane]

Whoa did we get teleported back to the 90s?

Yup.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113957/