The Dead-Out: Many dead koalas to see here~

[Warrior]

Deal breaker. Move on.

No thanks, I'm already engaged to her.

Just use her mouth while she's asleep. I recommend that she be drunk too.
When she wakes up say thanks for the bj, and she might actually start doing it.

Alternatively you could start a discussion about this important subject, and offer to cover your cock with a substance she likes; chocolate, honey or whatever.