The Sprung Out - Oh, to be seventy again.

[Drageuth]

Getting him a real bike or one of those velocipedes that don't have pedals & chain drive?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I saw this at target this afternoon and the kid on the box immediately made me think of dirty dirty things.
http://www.target.com/p/huffy-green-...lot=medium_1_5

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Who would ride that?

[deadlegion]

And I was under the impression that Sticky Bread Pudding was a thing over there?

I have never been able to gain heaps of weight, regardless of what I eat. I think I'm still around 80 kilos atm.
Which is ok for a guy around 6'.

Basically I'm slim with strong bones

[Jazzmarazz]

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Who would ride that?

Children without function of their lower half, you dick. :0

[Sheik]

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Who would ride that?

Dem kids in that tricycle gang, adding wheels to all the bicycles and unicycles.

[deadlegion]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

A bike. With no pedals or chain drive. The kid uses his feet on the ground to push him along.
It is a type of velocipede.

Bicycles are velocipedes too.

[Drageuth]

A bike. With no pedals or chain drive. The kid uses his feet on the ground to push him along.
It is a type of velocipede.

Bicycles are velocipedes too.

No, I'm not buying my son a dinosaur.

[Sheik]

No, I'm not buying my son a dinosaur.

Oh, come on. But, it like one of a kind and stuff.

[Drageuth]

Oh, come on. But, it like one of a kind and stuff.

I spared no expense this Christmas.

[Jazzmarazz]

No, I'm not buying my son a dinosaur.

My father never bought me a dinosaur either. Look at me now.

[deadlegion]

No, I'm not buying my son a dinosaur.

They are actually becoming quite popular again. Better idea than training wheels as the kid learns a sense of balance which is the most important thing.
He can upgrade to a normal bike later.

I don't know why you haven't noticed them before


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[Drageuth]

I would imagine going up hills on that would be a bitch...

[Ikusagami]

No, I'm not buying my son a dinosaur.

Velocipede isn't a dinosaur, silly!
It's a kind of millipede that moves really really fast.

[Sheik]

I spared no expense this Christmas.

You didn't get me anything.
But to be fair, ı didn't ask for anything, yet.

[deadlegion]

I would imagine going up hills on that would be a bitch...

No different to walking or running

Small children usually need to be pushed if they try to pedal uphill.
Plus you don't get the little injuries from feet slipping off pedals and the like.

[Drageuth]

No different to walking or running

Small children usually need to be pushed if they try to pedal uphill.
Plus you don't get the little injuries from feet slipping off pedals and the like.

I would imagine it would be different, because you're not walking or running, you're pushing with your legs.

And I've never noticed then before because I've never seen one, even when looking at bikes the other day. Either they haven't hit Canada yet, or they aren't big in my town.