The Sprung Out - Oh, to be seventy again.

[Gare]

Wait, so this means Nem hasn't played SotC after all? Because if that's the case this conversation ends RIGHT THE FUCK NOW and you go play SotC.

[Spose']

Hitler.

Let me add, for those years I had hair that covered most of my face.

[Elin]

(´・ω・｀)

[deadlegion]

I played it on PS2. Graphics are worse but otherwise it's fine.

Aren't they always

[Sprung]

TIRED.

Also, starting to feel old. I made an offhand "lol PC is office equipment" joke the other day, then realized that exact statement was used by a certain geezer a while back and all this LOL talk is more or less generating the same reaction from me that fighting games did for Sprung.

I'm turning into Sprung.

I'd ask for God to have mercy on my soul, but I suspect no man nor god may save me now.

Next stop: replaying the same game a thousand times. And expecting a better result. INSANITY!

Let's get a reverse mortgage together!

[Gare]

I play this in my head everytime I see my cat climbing the ladder to my bed.

Haha, that's awesome. I vaguely remember Fer telling me he was listening to a SotC song as he was running after his bus or something and it gave him a moral boost.

Also, the picture for that vid is probably the most epic Colossus battle in the game.

It was also very poorly imitated in Lords of Shadow.

Seriously, fuck you Lords of Shadow and your horrible game design. SotC eats the likes of you for breakfast.

[Elin]

(´・ω・｀)

[Elin]

(´・ω・｀)

[Gare]

Actually, that's true of all the battles to some extent. But particularly that one for me.

But Wander did it for love! Probably!

I felt bad for Colossus #4 because I didn't want to kill the poor horsey horse.

[Raype]

True, I was wondering whether or not to mention it being that the action is... uh... not particularly action-packed. :'D Didn't realise the series drifted away from that approach as it went on, actually.

Oh, Fatal Frame / Project Zero 2 as well! First one is only so-so and I never played the third, but the second is delicious.

/seriously only recommending games that end in 2.

They went back to it HARD with 4. Which pretty much took all the guns away from you to the point where you spent much of the game whacking things with golf clubs and bats.

But people hated 4.

I ran out of discs to burn those two on Jarpigs.
I'll se if I have any room after downloading all the PS2 DMCs, Gungrave, God hand, Killer7 Destroy all humans 1 and 2, and Timesplitters.

Let me save you a disc, you don't need DMC2.

Really, don't.

[Raype]

So, this morning I woke up and like 5 minutes later I received a random text.

All it said was "You want 2 fuck now?"

I did not recognize the number.

This confused the shit out of me. Moreso because I got up at like 5 AM and received the text almost immediately after hitting the couch.

I feel like I'm being watched.

Also on the subject of text messages, my mom texts like a 14 year old girl.

It's...unnerving.

[Raype]

But Wander did it for love! Probably!

I felt bad for Colossus #4 because I didn't want to kill the poor horsey horse.

Think it was more lust. And like a cursed monkey hand

Spoiler warning:

he gets his wish. He gets all up in them titties. As a baby

[Gare]

So uh what? Your mom wants to fuck you? Or the ghost that haunts your place?

[deadlegion]

...

[Raype]

So uh what? Your mom wants to fuck you? Or the ghost that haunts your place?

They were unrelated happenings. I just felt like talking about the weird phone related shit that's happened today.

Also, that text was not sent from her number. It was local. For a moment I thought a coworker was messing around (as they tend to do). But nope, looks like someone accidentally texted me with an invitation for sexy times. Or I'm being spied on by someone who has some sort of passive aggressive lust for me.

Either way, dude's out of luck. I don't swing that way and the only sweet, sweet nasty that's happening in this apartment commences NEXT wednesday.