The Sprung Out - Oh, to be seventy again.

[Prude]

ewww ew okay we don't have to talk about it, fuck fuck I want to throw up don't SAY ANYTHING ELSE

And I hate lower-tab, but I love the anti-nausea pill. That thing is a fucking dream. It works! I couldn't stop throwing up.

[Sheik]

All of mine broke off at the gumline. I have giant holes.

Now the back of your mouth looks like that old dude in that senior citizen building, how does that make you feel
But to be honest, I only had two removed, the other two grew in perfectly normal says the dentist. I thought it was a bit half-assed to leave half the wisdom in there but who am I to argue with free dental and health care?

[Prude]

Ugh now I have to brush my teeth and somehow get everything clean. I was able to eat mashed potatoes today, it was so exciting.

[Tassadar]

Don't forget to wash the potatoes down with some Coke and Sunny-delight.

[Wyrm]

Now the back of your mouth looks like that old dude in that senior citizen building, how does that make you feel
But to be honest, I only had two removed, the other two grew in perfectly normal says the dentist. I thought it was a bit half-assed to leave half the wisdom in there but who am I to argue with free dental and health care?

I wish I had free dental.

I need like 9 teeth pulled before they rot into my skull.

Broken teeth are not fun.

[Sheik]

ewww ew okay we don't have to talk about it, fuck fuck I want to throw up don't SAY ANYTHING ELSE

And I hate lower-tab, but I love the anti-nausea pill. That thing is a fucking dream. It works! I couldn't stop throwing up.

Well I couldn't stop drooling blood in my sleep. No, I'm completely serious, procedure was paainful and the aftereffects had me nearly curling on the ground at the first sign of a breeze getting near my gums. Didn't help the fact that I woke up in a pool of my own blood.

[Sheik]

I wish I had free dental.

I need like 9 teeth pulled before they rot into my skull.

Broken teeth are not fun.

I'm sure that drill with very ineffective anesthesia will soothe your aches. It just requires signing your free will away for a certain amount of time. But who'd actually be stupid enough to go and do that?!?

[Jazzmarazz]

Yeah, all 4 wisdom teeth.

been there a few years ago.

[Wyrm]

I'm sure that drill with very ineffective anesthesia will soothe your aches. It just requires signing your free will away for a certain amount of time. But who'd actually be stupid enough to go and do that?!?

Nope. I get tehfunnehgas or it doesn't happen.

That simple.

[Sheik]

Nope. I get tehfunnehgas or it doesn't happen.

That simple.

Military's version of tehfunnegas

The chemical reacts with moisture on the skin and in the eyes, causing a burning sensation and the immediate forceful and uncontrollable shutting of the eyes. Effects usually include tears streaming from the eyes, profuse coughing, exceptional nasal discharge that is full of mucus, burning in the eyes, eyelids, nose and throat areas, disorientation, dizziness and restricted breathing. It will also burn the skin where sweaty and/or sunburned. In highly concentrated doses it can also induce severe coughing and vomiting. Almost all of the immediate effects wear off within an hour (such as exceptional nasal discharge and profuse coughing), although the feeling of burning and highly irritated skin may persist for hours. Affected clothing will need to be washed several times or thrown away.

Aaaand I have to breathe that stuff in...every year...fuck.

[Sheik]

Hey You.
Jazz.
Spam attack in the Castlevania thread.

[Tassadar]

Report the post then.

[Sheik]

Report the post then.

That's their job, son.
But yeah.

[Gare]

It's okay, I got rid of the bot. Thanks for the report Tass.

[deadlegion]

That's their job, son.
But yeah.

Jazz doesn't have the permissions to deal with crap all over the board. An admin or smod has to do it.