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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheras View Post
    I was called it because I moved to Iowa from Germany. So it became the norm that if I was winning an argument or got a good joke on someone, nazi was unleashed
    Really though; you hate jews, don't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    It's cool, he's fat hitler.

    No one will take him seriously.

    Like Kim Jung un.

    Unless this kid was KJU.

    He was educated in the west....
    Maybe


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    Quote Originally Posted by deadlegion View Post
    Really though; you hate jews, don't you?
    "Ack, more orange jews. I hate jews."

    And that's why german accents are tricky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadlegion View Post
    Really though; you hate jews, don't you?
    Obviously. Who doesn't?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwordOfTime View Post
    Oh.
    Well that's just dumb
    Then it worsened when people found out I was half german

    Quote Originally Posted by deadlegion View Post
    Really though; you hate jews, don't you?
    This was also the source of jokes

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    I don't know if I've ever knowingly met a Jewish person before...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheras View Post
    Then it worsened when people found out I was half german



    This was also the source of jokes
    Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    Jokes for people who only half slept in history class? How classy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheras View Post
    Then it worsened when people found out I was half german

    This was also the source of jokes
    "I might be half ger-man, but I'm ALL man." Chicks will dig it.

    You missed a chance to make it yours. Find some girl who is either polish or french. "Invade" her. Or walk around pretending to look for something, then make some sort of "anyone seen Anne? Anne Frank?". Alternatively, find a jewish girl. Make numerous references to Hitler X Frank roleplay in the bedroom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    I don't know if I've ever knowingly met a Jewish person before...
    Concurred


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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    I don't know if I've ever knowingly met a Jewish person before...
    Jewish people are sneaky like that.

    Sometimes you have to use the Jew Call.

    Other times, you just go to a bagel shop.

    Quote Originally Posted by SwordOfTime View Post
    Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    Jokes for people who only half slept in history class? How classy.
    "Hey guys, remember when Canada kicked your ass? It took the whole world to take us down, and we still got back up 2 decades later. COME AT ME BRO"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    "I might be half ger-man, but I'm ALL man." Chicks will dig it.

    You missed a chance to make it yours. Find some girl who is either polish or french. "Invade" her. Or walk around pretending to look for something, then make some sort of "anyone seen Anne? Anne Frank?". Alternatively, find a jewish girl. Make numerous references to Hitler X Frank roleplay in the bedroom.
    50 Shades of Hitler, now on sale.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheras View Post
    Then it worsened when people found out I was half german
    I think your avatar & sig need to be changed at some stage

    I had 2 grandparents on one side that spoke fluent German. Dad still speaks it sometimes, but not as much now.
    No actual Germans though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwordOfTime View Post
    50 Shades of Hitler, now on sale.
    I hear Hitler liked to roleplay Charlie Chaplain's Tramp during sex.

    Also, he let his dogs watch.

    When people say they never left his side, they weren't kidding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadlegion View Post
    I think your avatar & sig need to be changed at some stage
    Well now I'll know who did it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    I don't know if I've ever knowingly met a Jewish person before...
    Shout "achtung juden - arbeit macht frei" randomly in public and you might meet some.

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